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little fish ( big pond )
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how much fuckin drugs is in that car ?
"think we've tapped it out now"
i only bought a 25 last week
"well i'll be fucked"

like hell you will be

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all audio random

simon and garfunkel
"cecilia"

fucked if i know

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says book of days

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bought some more net access
woulda been a twenty
but someone woke me up to jump on a roof


street with a kylie in it
sorry kylie
never thought of ya after i turned in


jane came to mind though

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"screamin inside fuck off jane"
she'll never look after me
"closest we've cum to starin down nicole kidman's back though"
ok she was cute

even top shelf
but she aint good for me

"fuckin flexible"
"wet as"
"femjack queen"


fuck off

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"you got recognised"
"At th big shops"
so

"see th look she gave ya"
it was a nice smile
i'm a clown ok

"come back five minutes later and th other one cracked a smile"
yeah alright


"not a clown, a wizard, big difference"

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she was cute
"Which one ?"
both

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"Saw that cute council chick"
"th tall one"

too tall for me
i get dwarfed by five foot ten inch blondes

"so why'd ya fuck that other one ?"
lust dont know shit about height

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jewel

"the new wild west"

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what is it
with that fuckin phrase

it goes like a shower of shit

got me fucked

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th things ppl say

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"fuck a  fan"
fuck off

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live with more pain
if i have a girlfriend
no thanks

"not for th first couple of months"
it doesn;t make up for it

and i got caught 
twice
for five years


slow torture


"they aren;t all bitches"

hey
not even sayin all my ex girlfriends were bitches ok

"cum with a curse"
hey i'm a wizard

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"if you change your mind"
"can ya think about kali ?"
can't i just date her and not fuck her
like th rest

"with drugs of course"
she smokes

i don;t fuck on first dates anyway
tend to move in with em if i do

"they don;t cope well with that"
like i fuckin care

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the kinks
"a well respected man"

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i don;t think so

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"you;re just in pain"
not enough drugs
middle of th week
ya only found a quarter cone

"better than nuthin"
ok
just waitin on th thunderstorms to return
maybe the ice will fall again
and make it fuckin cool

guy i just gave a lift to
on th road

was prayin for more rain


course
i drove round th corner
after droppin him off

and th council workers
have only
just
finished cleanin up th bridge

went under big time yesterday

idiot me

had to comment


think she's goin under again today mate


he laughed and agreed

i like livin in australia

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metallica 
"breadfan"

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fuck that where's th budgie version ?

it's th original
and he's got a way better voice

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Budgie
"breadfan"

fuck yeah

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max vol

little brother's not home

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suits my voice better anyway

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get a big fuckin black dog

up ya

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was givin it to it
saturday night
singin with two other voices

and th boys were encouraging me

let it go paulie


so i did

fuckin loud

and out there


i dunno man
this one chick

if ya can sing
in public

and do it loud and confident

sometimes
they just ooze

ya know ?


sorry
poor bastard


she had me playin with her hair
ah darlin i wont forget you in a  hurry


i'd not long told michael
about bein bailed up
at th top end of th mall
bout ten minutes earlier 

by this gorgeous blonde english girl
wantin a  photo taken with me

tip
buy a unicycle
and become amazin
it unhinges em

oh yeah
a bicycle hat
with a bent shark fin

done in wizard hat

it's a coathanger but they cant see it

helps



but umm

michael and i were still talkin about

last week's girl

keersten

cause she was top shelf man
fuckin cute

and i dropped her home
and didn;t fuck her
after she sat on my side for a couple of hours while i sang

"didn;t try to fuck her"
hey
i'd been five hours on a unicycle
before i started singin


what crutch ?

"like havin a  pull before ya go out"
smart man's move

no desperation

"doesn;t work for shit"
ok smartarse
how many chicks hit on me this week ?
"you forgetting th boys ?"

that would be hard
they touch more than th girls

"you're a mad fucker"

tell me about it
aint fuckin em
dont want more pain in my life

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"why cant ya fuck em for three months and then piss em off ?"
this little thing called love
fall in love too easy


"so ya date all over th place"
when i can


"you'll get caught again"
not workin on it
"should stop singin in th street then wiz"
ah fuck off, i've never taken one from th street

"i know a boy who nearly got lucky on friday night"
he was sweet

"have th same problems with a boy"
i guess
but at least he'd understand a bit better

"and he's th boy fabulous frannie tried to set you up with"
"when she was dating jennifer"

yeah ok

little brother would have a heart attack
remember how fucked up he was
when th doctors were sayin
sexchange paulie and we'll kill your pain

"but he wore it"
"even wears th sarongs you wear round th house and yard"
ex hippie

"ah fuck off"
"ex trannie"

i always pick th hard way to do things
it's harder to live with th testicles
but if they cum off we change sex


"you'd kill yourself if it came to it"
"lived with em for thirty years"
"it's who you are"


sayin it'd be suicide either way ?
"kinda"



thank god for unicycles
"thanks paulie"
well ya keep my sperm count down
and that's not a bad thing

"more consistent too"
no emotions ya bitch

"perfect woman"
what, one wheel ?


"i guess"

only if it cums with a computer with a net connection

"sorry, you wanna put your hours in ?"


yeah




"pirate me some music man"
"i know this chick wants some "
"melissa etheridge"

wont find it with that spelling
"pends on hw good th search engine is"


"write that fuckin search engine for th diary will ya ?"
"at least lift some code off a board and put in some addons"

"you already nutted out what ya want"

she wants it to fuck her girlfriends with
"not her boyfriends ?"
probably not

"wadda you care ?"

ok


"We goin swimmin with her in this pay ?"
i'll ask ok

"she's got great tits"



i'm outta here

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the land surfer

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p.s.

oh yeah
doens;t hurt if ya got a sixpack too

with obesity runnin over 65%

you know it makes sense



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"and boys"

"if she's got massive tits"
"dont stare at em"
"look her in the eyes"

"plenty of time to stare at em while she's ridin on top"

yeah
do what she does
have a good look at her rear while she's walkin away

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"or the stepping three steps back to make eyes at th entertainer"
"so her man  cant see it"
aren;t men dumb ?
they don;t see shit

"well if he doesn;t know about it it isn;t hurting him"
that's one way to look at it

"it's better than climbin on your lap"
"while he looks on"
i've never understood that one

"Still feels good"
yeah ok it feels good

are ya happy now ?

"she recognised you"
big deal
two chicks in a shopping centre

"infamy's way better than fame"
doesn;t pay as good though
"got everything else"

got me there...