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In article <31B5BF4D.3938@aol.com>, MuserMan <Muser44@aol.com> wrote:

> ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!! YOU HAVE NO MORALS AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE 
> THE INTERNET THAT WAY THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO!!!
> 
> I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL YOU SICK PREVERTS RUINING OUR SOCIETY!!
> 
> MUSER44@AOL.COM

Begin Flame:

Dear:
  [X] Clueless Newbie     [X] Lamer              [X] AOLer
  [ ] Me too er           [ ] Pervert            [X] Geek
  [ ] Spammer             [X] Nerd               [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                 [X] Freak              [ ] Scientologist
  [ ] Socialist           [X] Bible Thumper      [ ] Anonymous Coward
  [ ] Trent Reznor Wannabe [X] Monkey Spanker    [ ] Ex-AOLer

 You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [X] You suck
  [X] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
  [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
  [X] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a fed
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You asked a stupid question
  [ ] You want some monkey spanking pics
  [X] You posted to more than four newsgroups
  [ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
  [X] You posted something really stupid/depraved
  [ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
  [ ] You incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
  [ ] You advertised for a web site
  [ ] You were selling something
  
 To Repent, You Must:

  [X] Listen to NIN for 24 straight hours
  [ ] Pretend you're Trent Reznor
  [ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
  [X] Give up your AOL account
  [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [X] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the FAQ
  [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave
  [X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
  [X] Shave your head
  [X] Watch WWF Wrestling and like it
  [X] Print your home phone number in your adverts
  [X] Become a Satanist, sell your kids to Michael Jackson
  
 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [X] Blow me
  [X] Get a life
  [X] Never post again
  [X] I pity your dog
  [X] Go to hell
  [X] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [X] Take your shit somewhere else
  [X] Learn to post or fuck off
  [X] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
  [X] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [X] All of the above
 
end flame


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