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> >1) school dog cinema church
> 
> Church... Church _never_ belongs.
> 
Yes, but petrol bombs belong in churches.

> >2) carrot cabbage turnip orange
> 
> lemonade and bread... I just don't enjoy them.
> 
Well, I don't enjoy them togethor.  Lemonade sandwiches just don't settle
in my stomach right.

> >12) sit run rest stop stand look
> 
> run and look... They take up too much time in my books...
> 
The only running I do is down the shops to buy a pack of cigarettes before
they shut.

Then again, there are times when it is both tempting and necessary to run
away from the cops.

> >13) malice jealousy greed kindness envy stupidity
> 
> kindness and stupidity... Two things that aren't part of my
> personality.
> 
Pure malice is probably the only one that makes sense on this list.

> >Use this passage to answer the following questions
> 
> >	A tank holds 20 liters of water.  When a tap over it is
> >turned on water flows in at a rate of 4 liters per minute.
> >When the plug is pulled from the bottom water drains at 
> >6 liters a minute.
> 
> >15) With the tank empty how many minutes will it take to fill if
> >    the tap is turned on?
> 
> I don't care... 
> 
Who drinks water?  Tell me the 20 liter tank is filled with beer, then you
might grab my interest.  Tell me where you have it stashed and I might find
another excuse for running....

> >16) With the tank full, how long will it take to drain?
> 
> Too long.
> 
If it was beer (Newcastle Brown), Friday Night.

> >17) The tank is full. The plug is pulled out for 2 minutes.
> >    Then the tap is turned on for 3 minutes with the plug still
> >    out.  How many liters will be left?	
> 
> Enough to quench my thirst.
> 
I don't know, but if we're still talking beer, the guy who pulled the plug
would have earned himself a swift uppercut to the nostril.

> >Solve
> 
> >18) x + 3 = 9 - 2x 
> 
> Fish.
> 
Alegebrae is a weird farce designed to irritate students into a frenzy of
orgiastic drunken violence.  Needing nothing to inspire the latter, I see
no point in the former.

> >20) what is the maxium number of terms a president can serve for?
> 
> Depends on what country you're talking about, I guess... Or is this
> test culturally biased?
> 
And the country might not even have a president.  I might live in Stalinist
Russia and address my leader as `Glorious Comrade' even though I know that
he is perfectly capable of having my testicles removed with a blunt hacksaw
as soon as look at me.

Analyse my IQ now Mr. Science Fair tester Man!

Robert
-- 
"Exterminate all rational thought"
	   -William S. Burroughs