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buttcheese@iname.com wrote in message <3536273f.5838193@news.hpnc.com>...
>READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....
>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
>the second hole when he notice a frog sitting next to the green. He
>thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears hears,
>"Rabbit. 9 Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
>"Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
>wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it
>10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow
>that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"  The frog reply's
>"Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to
>the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3
>wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole in one.  The man is
>befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
>golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where
>to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas
>and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Rabbit
>Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What
>do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black  6."
>Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the
>man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
>across them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room
>in the hotel.
>He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
>You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
>replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
>frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
>gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl
>ended up in my room."
>The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
>everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
>luck.  Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
>five other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
>something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is
>not broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes.
>