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Re: Money. Money, Money!

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From: Mohammad
Date: Sat, 19 Oct 1996 00:00
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> 
> 
>  Chris Thompson here.  THIS REALLY DOES WORK!!!!
>  It only cost me the postage and $5.
> 
>  READ ON.
> 
>  Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take
>  two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
>  some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,
>  ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off
>  those bill collectors.  So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or
>  a glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to
>  this interesting, exciting find!
> 
>  (If you're reading this on-line, I suggest that you quickly
>  download it to your hard drive FIRST, just in case some do-gooder
>  takes it off the news board.  You can always read it with a text
>  editor, like Windows Notepad.  Also, you will find this copy on
>  your disk to be most useful, as you will later see.  Just use the
>  File: Save As command.)
> 
>  Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT!  That's right!  I
>  found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes
>  like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing
>  scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever.  I have tried
>  every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years.
>  I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money
>  (more like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for
>  money!').  Well,  when I was a teenager,  these claims to 'get me
>  rich quick' sounded irresistible!  I would shell out $14.95 here,
>  $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed
>  out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...   I was desperate for
>  money!!  So, I gave them all a chance but failed at every one of
>  them!  Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me.
>  Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got
>  the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can smell a money scam
>  from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could
>  sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!
> 
>  ...I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!
> 
>  I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET
>  CASH FAST!!  I thought... "Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just
>  have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."  The
>  article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE
>  PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I
>  thought about it, the more I became very curious.  Why?  Because
>  of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE
>  DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY.... EVER!!
> 
>  Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but
>  it was possible.  I figured that I could at least get a return of
>  $1,000 or so.  So I did it!!  As per the instructions in the
>  article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a
>  single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
>  was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
>  dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed
>  the first position name of the five names listed and moved
>  everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
>  the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took
>  this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
>  ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT
>  I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come in... prepared to
>  maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....
> 
>  But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!
>  I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from
>  people all over the world - Most from the U.S., but some from
>  Canada, even some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!
>  So how much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000?  Not even!!!
>  I received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!
> 
>  I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to
>  this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So
>  maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT
>  COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow
>  through and repost this article everywhere you can think of!
>  The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash will
>  arrive in your very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to pass
>  up!!!
> 
>  Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only cost
>  factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one
>  dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail
>  (US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the article
>  (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you
>  can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run
>  if you like! :o)  ) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up
>  your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to put into such an easy
>  effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF
>  $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So HOLD OFF ON THOSE
>  LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT
>  FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY
>  MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!!  YOU CAN'T LOSE!!
> 
>  So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully provided
>  the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to
>  easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.  SO, ARE
>  YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!??  HERE WE GO!!!
> 
>  *** (THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE.) ***
> 
>  OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information, if
>  you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.  (Not
>  that it's difficult or anything.)
> 
>  INSTRUCTIONS:
> 
>  1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please
>  add my name to your list".  This creates a service out of this
>  money making system and thus making it completely legal.  You are
>  not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one
>  dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your name
>  and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is completely
>  legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name
>  was in:  "You were in slot 3", just to add a little fun!  This is
>  all about having fun and making money at the same time!
> 
>  2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill, (no checks
>  or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its
>  way to the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around
>  the bill will ensure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS
>  IMPORTANT!!  (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail delivery person
>  may see what's inside and start helping himself to all the
>  thousands of envelopes arriving!)
> 
>  3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
>  TO YOUR MAILBOX.  Look at the list of five people;  remove the
>  first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
>  one slot on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
>  position 1 slot,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
>  be 3, 5 will be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
>  COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.
> 
>  4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
>  bulletin boards' message areas & file sections as possible.  Give
>  a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
>  "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR
>  DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you will
>  make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
>  make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND
>  BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING
>  SYSTEM!!!  You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for
>  the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings
>  or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the
>  file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the people to
>  receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That way
>  they get a copy of the article right on their computer without
>  hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu.
>  DON'T ALTER THE FILE TYPE, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The
>  best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's
>  Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95.  (Do NOT use
>  the WordWrap option.  It will screw the margins up!) If the margins
>  look right without making the screen slide left or right when at
>  the ends of the sentences, you're in business!
> 
>  5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
>  or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,
>  tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
>  GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are
>  simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
>  yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for
>  help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for
>  GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description
>  under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT
>  'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
>  text file, i.e. CASH.TXT, and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place
>  a one line statement in the main body section of the message post
>  screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
>  arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.  Just
>  make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something
>  like... "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two
>  days!"  You'll never get ANY responses!
> 
>  6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
>  BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
>  start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
>  MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
>  out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
>  when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
> 
>  7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
>  special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
>  (or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget.
>  ENJOY LIFE!
> 
>  8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate
>  this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
>  originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
>  Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
>  when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN
>  ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!
> 
>  9.  (This step added by Charles Reiley).  Hello, This is exciting
>  isn't it?!  While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please
>  include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I
>  will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money
>  you will receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a
>  selfish jerk... I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a
>  touch easier and cheaper, too!  After I drop off the list, I can
>  no longer offer you this advice, obviously, but maybe someone else
>  who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name on this
>  step number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it will
>  definitely pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!
> 
>  ******************************************************************
>  ******************************************************************
>  THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
>  ******************************************************************
>  *     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
>  *
>  *
>  *
>  *  1. Christopher Thompson
>  *     23 Haslewood Road
>  *     Newton Aycliffe
>  *     County Durham
>  *     England (UK)
>  *     DL5 4XF
>  *
>  *  2. Eric Volkert
>  *     5200 Creasy Springs Road
>  *     Columbia, MO 65202
>  *
>  *  3. John Wofford
>  *     4141 Will Rogers Dr.
>  *     San Jose, Ca. 95117
>  *
>  *  4. Nicolas Lemieux
>  *     806-55 Caroline St.N.
>  *     Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
>  *     N2L 6B9
>  *
>  *  5. Kreg Steppe
>  *     653 A. E-Main St.
>  *     Rock Hill, SC
>  *     29730
>  *
>  ******************************************************************
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From: Mohammad <mcc@ritsec1.com.eg>
Subject: Re: Money. Money, Money!
Date: 1996/10/19
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