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From: CKA
Date: Sat, 22 Nov 1997 00:00
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I Never Thought I'd Be the One Telling You This:

I Actually Read a Piece of E-Mail & I'm Going to Europe on the Proceeds!

Hello!

My name is Karen Liddell; I'm a 32-year-old mom, wife, and part-time
accountant.
As a rule, I delete all unsolicited "junk" e-mail and use my account
primarily for business.  I received what I assumed was this same e-mail
countless times
and deleted it each time.

About two months ago I received it again and, because of the catchy subject
line,  I finally read it.  Afterwards, I thought , "OK, I give in, I'm going
to try
this.  I can certainly afford to invest $20 and, on the other hand, there's
nothing wrong with
creating a little excess cash."  I promptly mailed four $5 bills and, after
receiving the
reports, paid a friend of mine a small fee to send out some e-mail
advertisements for me.
After reading the reports, I also learned how easy it is to bulk e-mail for
free!
I was not prepared for the results.  Everyday for the last six weeks, my
P.O. box has been overflowing with $5 bills; many days the excess fills up
an extra mail
bin and I've had to upgrade to the corporate-size box!  I am stunned by all
the
money that keeps rolling in!

My husband and I have been saving for several years to make a substantial
downpayment on a house.  Now, not only are we purchasing a house with 40%
down, we're going to Venice, Italy to celebrate!
I promise you, if you follow the directions in this e-mail and be prepared
to eventually set aside about an hour each day to follow up (and count your
money!), you will make at least as much money as we did.  You don't need to
be a wiz
at the computer, but I'll bet you already are.   If you can open an
envelope,
remove the money, and send an e-mail message, then you're on your way to the
bank.
Take the time to read this so you'll understand how easy it is.  If I can do
this, so can you!

                       GO FOR IT NOW!!

                       Karen Liddell

The following is a copy of the e-mail I read:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
This is a LEGAL, MONEY-MAKING PHENOMENON.
PRINT this letter, read the directions, THEN READ IT AGAIN !!!
You are about to embark on the most profitable and unique program you may
ever see.  Many times over, it has demonstrated and proven its ability to
generate large amounts of cash.  This program is showing fantastic appeal
with a huge and
ever- growing on-line population desirous of additional income.
This is a legitimate, LEGAL, money-making opportunity.  It does not require
you to come in contact with people, do any hard work, and best of all, you
never
have to leave the house, except to get the mail and go to the bank!
This truly is that lucky break you've been waiting for!  Simply follow the
easy instructions in this letter, and your financial dreams will come true!
When
followed correctly, this electronic, multi-level marketing program works
perfectly...100%


EVERY TIME!

Thousands of people have used this program to:
    -  Raise capital to start their own business
    -  Pay off debts
    -  Buy homes, cars, etc.,
    -  Even retire!

This is your chance, so don't pass it up!
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OVERVIEW OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY
ELECTRONIC MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING PROGRAM
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Basically, this is what we do:
We send thousands of people a product for $5.00 that costs next to nothing
to produce and e-mail. As with all multi-level businesses, we build our
business by recruiting new partners and selling our products.  Every state
in the U.S.
allows you to recruit new multi- level business online (via your computer).
The products in this program are a series of four business and financial
reports costing $5.00 each.
  Each order you receive via "snail mail" will include:
  * $5.00 cash
  * The name and number of the report they are ordering
  * The e-mail address where you will e-mail them the report they ordered.
To fill each order, you simply e-mail the product to the buyer.  THAT'S IT!
The $5.00 is yours!  This is the EASIEST electronic multi-level marketing
business
anywhere!

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER AND
BE PREPARED TO REAP THE STAGGERING BENEFITS!

******* I  N  S  T  R  U  C  T  I  O  N  S *******

This is what you MUST do:

1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if you
don't order them).

     *  For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE
        REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR
        RETURN POSTAL ADDRESS (in case of a problem) to the person whose
        name appears on the list next to the report.

     *  When you place your order, make sure you order each of the four
        reports.  You will need all four reports so that you can save them
        on your computer and resell them.
     *  Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four
reports.
         Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to
         send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you.


2.  IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next
     to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than is
     instructed below in steps "a" through "d" or you will lose out on the
     majority of your profits.  Once you  understand the way this works,
you'll
     also see how it doesn't work if you change it.  Remember, this method
     has been tested, and if you alter it, it will not work.

    a.  Look below for the listing of available reports.
    b.  After you've ordered the four reports, replace the name and address
         under REPORT #1 with your name and address, moving the one that
         was there down to REPORT #2.
    c.  Move the name and address that was under REPORT #2 down to
         REPORT #3.
    d.  Move the name and address that was under REPORT #3 down to
         REPORT #4.
    e.  The name and address that was under REPORT #4 is removed from
         the list and has NO DOUBT collected their 50 grand.

Please make sure you copy everyone's name and address ACCURATELY!!!

3.  Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and save
     it to your computer.  Make NO changes to the instruction portion of
this
     letter.

4.  Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the
     WORLDWIDE WEB!  Advertising on the WEB is very, very inexpensive,
     and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Another
     avenue which you could use for advertising is e-mail lists.
     You can buy these lists for under $20/2,000 addresses or you
     can pay someone a minimal charge to take care of it for you.
     BE SURE TO START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN IMMEDIATELY!

5.  For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report
     they ordered.  THAT'S IT!  ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE
     ON ALL ORDERS!  This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out,
     with YOUR name and address on it, will be prompt because they can't
     advertise until they receive the report!
------------------------------------------
AVAILABLE REPORTS
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***Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***

Notes:
-  ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH FOR EACH REPORT
-  ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS  MAIL
-  Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two sheets of
paper
-  On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number & name of the
report you
are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, and (c) your postal address.
_________________________________________________________________
REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:

CKA
1221 Johnson St
Missoula,  Mt  59801-4807
_________________________________________________________________
REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:

Rayneflur
P.O. Box  290066
San Antonio,  Tx  78280-1466
_________________________________________________________________
REPORT #3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:

Aimless
P.O. Box 233
Maple Falls WA 98266-0233
_________________________________________________________________
REPORT #4 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"
ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:

CBF
3240 Lone Oak Road
Box 158
Paducah, KY 42003-0370
_________________________________________________________________
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HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $MONEY$
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Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works. Assume
your goal is to get 10 people to participate on your first level. (Placing a
lot of FREE
ads on the internet will EASILY get a larger response.) Also assume that
everyone else
in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members.  Follow this example to
achieve the STAGGERING results below.

1st level--your 10 members with
$5...........................................$50
2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)..................$500
3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)..........$5,000
4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000)...$50,000
                                                   THIS  ----------->$55,550

Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only recruit
10 people each.  Think for a moment what would happen if they got 20 people
to
participate!  Most people get 100's of participants! THINK ABOUT IT!
Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you can
afford $20). You obviously already have an internet connection and e-mail is
FREE!!!
REPORT#3 shows you the most productive methods for bulk e-mailing and
purchasing
e-mail lists.  Some list & bulk e-mail vendors even work on trade!
About 50,000 new people get online every month!

*******TIPS FOR SUCCESS*******
*  TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS!  Be prompt, professional, and follow
     the directions accurately.
*  Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when
    the orders start coming in because:
    When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested
    product/report to comply with the U.S. Postal & Lottery Laws, Title
    18,Sections 1302 and 1341 or Title 18,  Section 3005 in the U.S. Code,
    also Code of Federal Regs. vol. 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state
    that "a product or service must be exchanged for money received."
*  ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.
*  Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the
    instructions exactly, the results WILL undoubtedly be SUCCESSFUL!
*  ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED!

*******YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINE*******
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
If you don't receive 10 to 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks,
continue advertising until you do.  Then, a couple of weeks later you should
receive
at least 100 orders for REPORT #2.  If you don't, continue advertising until
you do.
Once you have received 100 or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX,
because the
system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in!
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a
DIFFERENT report.  You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which
report people are ordering from you.  If you want to generate more income,
send another batch of e-mails and start the whole process again!  There is
no
limit to the income you will generate from this business!

NOTE:  If you need help with starting a business, registering a business
name, how income tax is handled, etc., contact your local office of the
Small
Business Administration (a Federal agency) for free help and answers to
questions.
Also, the Internal Revenue Service offers free help via telephone and free
seminars
about business taxes.

*******T  E  S  T  I  M  O  N  I  A  L  S*******
     This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY!  Especially the
 rule of not trying to place your name in a different position, it won't
work and
you'll lose a lot of potential income.  I'm living proof that it works.  It
really is a great
opportunity to make relatively easy money, with little cost to you.  If you
do choose to
participate, follow the program exactly, and you'll be on your way to
financial security.
          Sean McLaughlin, Jackson, MS

     My name is Frank. My wife, Doris, and I live in Bel-Air, MD. I am a
cost accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
When I received
the program I grumbled to Doris about receiving "junk mail." I made fun of
the
whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages
involved.  I
"knew" it wouldn't work. Doris totally ignored my supposed intelligence and
jumped
in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old
"I told
you so" on her when the thing didn't work... well, the laugh was on me!
Within two
weeks she had received over 50 responses. Within 45 days she had received
over
$147,200 in $5 bills! I was shocked!  I was sure that I had it all figured
and that it
wouldn't work.  I AM a believer now. I have joined Doris in her "hobby."   I
did have seven
more years until retirement, but I think of the "rat race" and it's not for
me.
We owe it all to MLM.
           Frank T., Bel-Air, MD

    I just want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to you.  Any
doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in. I even checked
with the
U.S. Post Office to verify that the plan was legal. It definitely is! IT
WORKS!!!
           Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC

    The main reason for this letter is to convince you that this system is
honest, lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to get a large amount of
money in a short
time. I was approached several times before I checked this out. I joined
just to see
what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money required.
To my
astonishment, I received $36,470.00 in the first 14 weeks, with money still
coming in.
           Sincerely yours, Phillip A. Brown, Esq.

    Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind
to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't
get
enough orders to at least get my money back. Boy, was I surprised when I
found my
medium-size post office box crammed with orders!  For awhile, it got so
overloaded that
I had to start picking up my mail at the window. I'll make more money this
year than
any 10 years of my life before. The nice thing about this deal is that it
doesn't
matter where in the U.S. the people live. There simply isn't a better
investment with a
faster return.
         Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI

    I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact
to get another
copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed another program...11 months
passed then it
came...I didn't delete this one!...I made more than $41,000 on the first
try!!
          D. Wilburn, Muncie, IN

     This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have quit our
jobs, and will soon buy a home on the beach and live off the interest on our
money.  The
only way on earth that this plan will work for you is if you do it. For your
sake,
and for your family's sake don't pass up this golden opportunity.  Good luck
and happy
spending!
            Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA

ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET
STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
FINANCIAL FREEDOM!!!
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