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#474
From: Q
Date: Fri, 28 Nov 1997 00:00
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> Here's some fun...
> > READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....
> > A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
> > the
> > second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
> > thinks
> > nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron"
> > The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He
> > looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other
> > club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it 10 inches from the
> > cup.
> > He
> > is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a
> > lucky frog, eh?"  The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man
> > decides
> > to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?"
> > the
> > man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole
> > in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end
> > of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks
> > the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They
> > go
> > to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says,
> > "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
> > " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies,
> > "Rabbit.$3000,black
> > 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame,
> > the
> > man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
> > across
> > them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
> > hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
> > repay
> > you.
> > You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
> > replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
> > frog
> > did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
> > gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl
> > ended
> > up
> > in my room."
> > The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
> > everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
> > luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
> > five other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
> > something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is
> > not broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes.
> > 
> 
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Date: 1997/11/28
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