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FAST CASH !!!!!!!!!!
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Author: Samuel Ramsaur
Date: Thu, 22 Aug 1996 00:00
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Newsgroups: alt.make.money.fast
Subject: Make Money Fast
From: cyberhacker <roq@postoffice.ptd.net>
Date: Mon, 05 Aug 1996 19:12:57 -0700

Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take 

two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make 

some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready 

to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those 

bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass 

of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this 

interesting, exciting find!  >   Let me start by saying that I FINALLY 

FOUND IT! That's right! 

I found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those 

schemes like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope 

stuffing scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I 

have tried every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the 

past 12 years. I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking 

to make money (more like 'desperate stupid people who will try 

anything for money!').  Well,  when I was a teenager,  these 

claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded irresistible! I would shell 

out $14.95 here, $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 

there.  I had maxed out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...I 

was desperate for money!!  So, I gave them all a chance but 

failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for some people, 

but not for me.  Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the 

trash when I got the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can 

smell a money scam from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT.... 

I thought I could sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!! 

..I LOVE THE INTERNET!!! 

   I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to 

GET CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll 

just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." 

The article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY 

FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, 

the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why? 

Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME 

FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!! 

   Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach, 

but it was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return 

of $1,000 or so.  So I did it!! As per the instructions in the 

article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a 

single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that 

was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the 

dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed 

the first position name of the five names listed and moved 

everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of 

the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took 

this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT 

ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD 

MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money 

come in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or 

so.... 

But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!  I 

knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people 

all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even 

some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how 

much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I 

received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!! 

   I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due 

to this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! 

So maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, 

but  IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You 

must follow through and repost this article everywhere you can think 

of!  The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash 

will arrive in your very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to 

pass up!!! 

   Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only 

cost factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 

one dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail 

mail (US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the 

article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local 

BBS's you can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking 

(you can run if you like! :o  ) down your driveway to your 

mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to 

put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR 

REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So 

HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT 

HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND 

INVEST FIVE  DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM 

NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!! 

   So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully 

provided the mostdetailed, yet straightforward instructions on 

how to easily get this underway and get your cash on its way. 

SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!! 

*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. *** 

OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information, 

if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed. 

 

INSTRUCTIONS: 

1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: 

"Please add my name to your list".  This creates a service out 

of this money making system and thus making it completely legal. 

You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are 

paying one dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you 

include your name and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this 

is completely legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what 

slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3",  Just to add a 

little fun!  This is all about having fun and making money at 

the same time! 

 

2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no 

checks or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send 

it on its way to the five people listed.  The folding of the 

paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient. 

THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!! 

 

3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING 

TO YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the 

first name from position one and move everyone on the list up 

slot one on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the 

position 1 slot ,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will 

be be 3, 5 wil be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND 

COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list. 

 

4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local 

bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give 

a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as: 

"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF 

YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you 

will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will 

make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING 

HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS 

PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe 

me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 

15-20 postings or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE 

encode the file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the 

people toreceive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That 

way 

they get a copy of the article right on their computer without 

hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu. 

Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The 

best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's 

Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins 

look right without making the screen slide left or right when at 

the ends of the sentences, you're in business! 

 

5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, 

or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, 

tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE 

GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are 

simply too many internet software packages with slightly different 

yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for 

help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for 

GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description 

under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 

'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your 

text file CASH.TXT and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place a one 

line statement in the main body section of the message post 

screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash 

arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make 

sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like... 

"Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!" 

You'll never get ANY responses! 

 

6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE 

BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money 

start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE 

MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it 

out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) 

when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! 

 

7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something 

special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life 

(or the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget. 

ENJOY LIFE! 

 

8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate 

this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you 

originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of. 

Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for 

when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU 

CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS 

NEEDED! 

 

9.  (This step added by Charles Reiley).  Hello, This is exciting 

isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please 

include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I 

will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money 

you will receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a selfish 

jerk...I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a touch 

easier and cheaper, too!  After I drop off the list, I can no 

longer offer you this advice, obviously, but maybe someone else 

who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name on this step 

number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it will definitely 

pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!! 

******************************************************************* 

******************************************************************* 

THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST 

******************************************************************* 

*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!! 

* 

 

    1.Rockie Coppolella

      P.O. Box 2054

      Forest Park, GA 30051-2054 

     

 

  2. Steven Sajous

      12502 Loston Cir Apt 103

      Fairfax, VA 22033

 

  3. Dana Cross 

      155 Bowen St. Apt. 6 

      Carrollton, GA 30117 

 

  4.  Andy Wesner 

       rd3 box479b 

       Lewisburg, PA 17837 

   5. Samuel Ramsaur
	101 Lake Street
	Shelby, NC 28150
 	

 

**************************************************************** 

NOTE: 

Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always keep 

an eye on the local postings of this file... Just to make sure that 

everyone is playing the game fairly. You know where your name should 

be..... 

*** AGAIN,  HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS 

PLAN. 

-Mike Dotson, Boulder, CO. 

*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages 

with your name in the list and not sending the money to the people 

alreadyincluded, you will not get much. I know someone who did this and 

only 

got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent the 5 


bills,people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over 

$10000! 

All thelists are re-distributed as soon as the money is received. 

 

*** What Mike said is true. I know you may think to yourself, what's 

the difference how's anyone going to know whether or not I sent out 

anymoney. But just think. I mean if you don't send out any money, what 

you think that everyone else isn't thinking the same thing. 

Pretty soon you have 1,000's of people moving people's names and 

addresses on and off of lists, but no one is making any money. It only 

works as long as everyone stays honest pays their dues. Besides, if 

you're too cheap to spend $5.00, when in return you'll be making 

thousands, you should probably go do something else with your time and 

not screw up this great oppertunity for those of us that would really 

like to make some money. 

-Sean Watson, Santa Clara, CA. 
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