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Stop Paying Fed. Taxes

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From: smedley
Date: Sun, 21 Mar 1999 00:00
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JW Crow  P.O. Box 15654, Pensacola, FL 32514.
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ATTENTION AMERICAN CITIZENS: THE APRIL 15th TAX
DEADLINE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!

IF I COULD SHOW YOU A WAY TO KEEP FROM PAYING FEDERAL
TAXES - FOREVER - YOU WOULD PROBABLY THINK I WAS CRAZY
AND BE TEMPTED TO CLOSE THIS MESSAGE IMMEDIATELY.  BUT
THIS IS FOR REAL FOLKS.  Ever wonder how the really
rich keep beating the system?  Well have I got a deal
for you!  And no I have never been a horse trader or
used car salesman (ha!).

I figured you hate taxes like I do and would want to
know how to beat the system for yourself.  Heck, I
KNOW I WOULD DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO STOP PAYING
THEM! KEEP READING BECAUSE THIS IS LEGITIMATE. I KNOW
YOU ARE PROBABLY SKEPTICAL - and yes be skeptical -
BUT DON'T LET YOUR GOD-GIVEN SKEPTICISM OVERRIDE
SOMETHING THAT'LL WORK AND MAKES SENSE after you have
adequately evaluated it! YOU'RE A SMART AND SERIOUS
PERSON, RIGHT? THEREFORE, YOU'LL QUICKLY SEE THE VALUE
OF WHAT I AM PROVIDING. AND WATCH OUT, BECAUSE WHEN
THE LIGHTS CLICK ON YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CONTAIN
YOURSELF!  I HELP PEOPLE EVERY SINGLE DAY TO BETTER
THEIR LIVES - IT'S MY PASSION!  NOW LET ME HELP YOU!

Have you ever seen those claims that say something
like "Top Secret Report Reveals What The IRS Doesn't
Want You To Know".  Guess what?  Here you go, I've
got the goods! I've been selling so many of these
reports lately because the tax deadline is so close.

This is NOT a trick or scam, NOT anything unethical,
NOT anything illegal, NOT a loan program!  It's
working the LAW to benefit you and yours for a
change.

First, go to the IRS web site at http://www.irs.gov,
then click on the mailbox.  Scroll down to the bottom
of the page, and click on "Forms & Pubs." Now click
on "Forms and Instructions" near the top of the page.
Scroll down and look at the list of forms and
instructions available in the scrollable box.  Look
for "1192 Form W-8 Certificate of Foreign Status."

You'll need a .PDF reader (or what Adobe calls the
Acrobat Reader) to actually see Form W-8.  You can
download that, too, by going to Adobe, at
http://www.adobe.com/prodindex/acrobat/readstep.html

You may ask, "Well I am an American, a W-8 doesn't
apply to me, besides I've never even heard of that
form before."  But wait, - IT DOES or at least CAN,
if you've got the knowlege! IN THIS CASE, KNOWLEDGE
IS NOT ONLY POWER - IT'S INCOME POTENTIAL - IN THE
FORM OF SAVINGS!  If you'll let me, I can show you
exactly how it definitely applies to you and each
and every red-blooded proud American in the United
States.

Bottom line?  I will show you how to stop paying
Federal Taxes - legally!  I know it sounds crazy.
But when NASA said they were going to land on the
moon - you guessed it! - It sounded crazy.  I just
know you gotta be as curious as a cow at a new gate.
So come on, just get some continuing education at
least and order this incredible $5 report!  I
promise you won't be disappointed.

You want the goods?!?!  Okay, I'll give 'em to you
and I'll even provide a 100% money back guarantee!
If you are not completely satisfied, return the
report within 7 days after having received it, and
you will receive your money back.  No questions
asked!  My name is at the top of this e-mail and
my mailing address, too.  I am for real and so are
my reports.

This report is gonna Rock Your Boat!

You won't be disappointed.

Just forward a Legal Self-addressed Stamped Envelope
along with $5 cash, check or money order to
JW Crow P.O. Box 15654 Pensacola, FL 32514.
Your report will be RUSHED out immediately!

Or if you prefer, I will e-mail your the report.
Just make double sure to include your e-mail
address on your correspondence or check.

Sincerely, JW Crow

P.S. Let's shake things up a bit!  Your mouth is
gonna drop to the floor when you read this stuff!

Again, be sure to include a LSASE if ordering by
regular mail.

And, if you prefer the report via email, it will
be sent as an easily readable file attached to
an email sent directly to the email box you specify.

Please don't forget to include your email address.
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Subject: Stop Paying Fed. Taxes
Date: 1999/03/21
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