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Urgent...please help save my escort service
Invest in an Escort Service! Today! No...really. I'm dead serious. I own
escort services in Portland, Maine and New York City (Queens). We are a very
LEGAL escort agency and only offer adult VISUAL entertainment. ;-) That's
why we've been in business for 9+ years. Here's the bad news though. Due to
sudden, extreme circumstances (Summary= missed deer on turnpike, hit median,
somersaulted brand new 2000 sportscar, broke neck,, in "halo" traction for 3
months, business suffers horribly for 3 months, due dates roll in whether
you're in traction or not, out of traction now, back to normal, see proof at
web site ;-) , but now phone is getting cut off by Verizon (bastards!@#$%^)
on Monday unless $3700 phone bill gets paid. AN ESCORT SERVICE IS ONLY AS
GOOD AS ITS PHONE NUMBER! Help me, I can't breathe again. I literally start
to hyperventilate every time I think about it. Please help. Being the last
week of the month, this is the slow week in the Escort industry. I'll never
make $3700 by Monday. Today is Saturday, October 27, 2001. In 2 days I'll
have to get a JOB! I can't breathe again. OK, in-out in-out. I can't work in
an office...my hooters are too big---the other women will surely plot my
death...help! 207-784-3614 QUICK! Verizon doesn't seem to understand that if
they cut off my yellow page advertising I'll never be able to pay them. 9
years down the drain. (the breathing thing again...) help! I will pay as
much as 150% interest. Take advantage of me while you can. I'm never this
desperate!
- Maxine