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jennifer wants a bite ()
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"alright smartarse"
"how ya gunna get nicole kidman to come up ?"
"you dont chase her pics" 


it's that important to you ?


"i'm sorry but yes"

ok
you know that nice face shot

formw hen she was modelling
and had red hair


before tom


a cropped closeup
and i'll write a simple little program
that'll put a thoudand copies

in one directory
"all over th fucking computer"

"before you set th fuckin thing off"


happy now ?


"i named my terms to write it"



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scusi


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yur such a girl


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now she wont bite



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paultje

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p.s.


[THUD]


"woke up got out of bed"
"kicked paris hilton in th head"

"jeez you must  of been out of it"
"you alright down there lady ?"


"did you ask permsision to read my diary ?"
"what's this fuckhead doing here paultje ?"


i dunno
here give me th baseball bat


i'll find out
this'll teach ya pry into other people's business


opps sorry
sorry about th mess

forgot
im not a minder anymore



shouldnt of married that fuckin lesbian bull dyke
she taught me bad habits


i did get off
with bobbie
as it happens
w
atchin her beat th livin shit out of boys


jeez you can pick em jennifer
you sure about this ?


"yes"

"i've read my diary"


"it's what she's gunna find 
"if she comes snoopin"
"in my computer"


show me my favourite girl
and diplay to me
how many places 
i keep a picture of her

her and i both know th truth
about each other


but it's th little things
that show you care

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get out of my mouth girl
just fuck off

it's like fuckin posession
from my sister

ya get to live
cause

i wont have th sexchange
but be mellow ok


th last year has been good
not livn with chicks



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but i havent forgotten em
i nearly joined



cant stand wearin a shirt though

long term

spent too long on that banana farm


it's in my blood...


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it's not really deceiving her

well not if she's  got half a brain anyway


and it will be

undoable


a cute little present
yeah

i could write that


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"jhenifer"