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Joel, Joel, Joel,

It is with heavy heart that I must inform you Newark has become a
suburb of New York City.....yes, THE New York City that is famous for
that Taco Salza....hence, I declare (by the powers vested),  New York
City (et al) to be impossibly impossible...Newark is hereby
disqualified from the runnings for misrepresentation. As was said in
North Carolina when I was there....(many years ago)..anything North of
North Carolina is North...anything North of West (by God) Virginia is
New York...anything North of Washington D.C. is New York City....and
anything east of Chicago is New York City....

Vancouver or Seattle Rulz!!!




Joel Ivens Travis <joeltrav@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu> wrote:

>On Sat, 16 Mar 1996, Craig Chilton wrote:

>> IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL GROUPS RECEIVING THIS!
>> PLEASE SEE THE LAST PARAGRAPH.
>> I WILL NOT "SPAM" IN FUTURE TO GROUPS NOT
>> INTERESTED IN THIS THREAD, WHICH IS OFF-TOPIC
>> TO MANY OF YOU...
>Nothing is off-topic at 0d.

>OK, so far we have one vote each for Melbourne, Leadville, Montreal, and 
>Mexico City, three for Vancouver, and 5,000 for Newark. (Maybe only I 
>voted for Newark- I won't explain why here, since I did so in a previous 
>post- but my vote counts 5,000 times.)
>But Melbourne isn't in North America, you say! Craven puppy that you are, 
>you probably forget that that vote was made before he ever made the 
>OnlyNorthAmerica provision.
>Tucson, meanwhile, has received votes for both Best City and Worst City, 
>which cancel each other out, so I hearby declare Tucson stricken from 
>every map. It no longer exists.

>To recap, the voting so far;

>NEWARK      ; 5,000
>VANCOUVER   ;     3
>MELBOURNE   ;     1
>MEXICO CITY ;     1
>LEADVILLE   ;     1
>MONTREAL    ;     1
>TUCSON      ; destroyed 
>MILWAUKEE   ; liquidated

>Thanx for your time.

>Joel T.