🚀 go-pugleaf

ramrod@cam.org wrote:
: Hello all,
: The following is a survey.
: Please read the attached file and do as it says.
: I am doing a probability calculation to see what is the probability of success.
: Once you have completed what the attached file has told you to do, please answer
: the following questions.
: Did it work for you?
: How long did it take before you got any results?
: How much were the results?
: Were you satisfied with the results?
: Would you recommend this to anyone?

: Plaese do try and let me know of the results, for I will be very greatful,
: Thank you for your cooperation.
: begin 664 survey.txt

begin flame

Dear:
 [*] Clueless Newbie  [ ] Lamer           [ ] AOLer
 [ ] "Me too" er      [ ] Pervert         [*] Geek
 [*] Spammer          [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Fed              [ ] Freak           [ ] Scientologist
 [ ] Scammer          [ ] Troller         [ ] Pre-teen
 [ ] Looney           [ ] Monkey Spanker  [ ] Ex-AOLer
 [ ] Socialist        [ ] Bible-thumper   [ ] Anonymous Coward
 [ ] Cryogenic        [ ] Con-artist      [ ] Dumbass 

 
You Are Being Flamed Because:

 [ ] You posted a reply that consisted of a 65 line quote and 1 line reply
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You either started or crossposted an off-topic thread
 [ ] You reposted the same article _____ times in the last week
 [*] You posted to more than four newsgroups
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You posted a "me too" reply
 [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
 [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
 [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
 [ ] You made an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice
 [ ] You make no sense
 [*] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
 [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
 [ ] YOU DEAFENED THE READERS BY POSTING IN ALL CAPS
 [ ] You omitted punctuation
 [ ] You omitted spacing
 [ ] YOUDIDALLTHREEOFTHEABOVE
 [ ] You posted something really stupid/depraved
 [ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
 [ ] You incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
 [ ] You don't know basic English sentence structure, grammar, 
     and/or spelling
 [ ] You seem to have trouble with associations and can't hold a
     discussion properly 
 [ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others without asking
 [ ] You suck
 [ ] You posted when you should have mailed
 [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
 [ ] You posted a binary in a newsgroup other than alt.binaries...
 [ ] You asked a stupid question
 [ ] You brag about things that never happened
 [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
 [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
 [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
 [ ] I think you might be a cop
 [ ] You posted a make money quick scam
 [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
     worthless that you are being flamed anyway
 [ ] Other:

 
To Repent, You Must:

 [ ] Impersonate Salman Rushdie for a year
 [*] Give up your AOL account
 [*] Tell everyone your id and password
 [ ] Smash your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [ ] Jump into a bath while holding your monitor
 [ ] Actually post something relevant
 [ ] Shave your head
 [*] Read the FAQ, all the FAQ
 [ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
 [ ] Be Mr Bean's love slave
 [ ] Stop masturbating for a week
 [ ] Tell your Mummy to up your medication
 [*] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
 [ ] Become a Satanist and sell your kids to Michael Jackson
 
 
In Closing, I'd simply Like to Say:

 [*] You're an idiot
 [ ] Blow me
 [*] May the snail of death pass wind in your underwear
 [ ] Get Wrecked
 [ ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed
 [ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
 [ ] Get a life
 [ ] You should have listened to your mother/father/teachers
 [ ] Dropping out of school was a bad move
 [ ] Never post again
 [*] Age 10 more years before you post again
 [ ] I pity your dog
 [ ] Go to hell
 [*] Take your gibberish somewhere else
 [ ] Learn to post or sod off
 [ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
 [ ] Seriously consider seeking professional help
 [ ] All of the above

 end flame.
(shamelessly stolen from someone else.)

*sigh* 

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