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Article #62$----MAKE INSTANT MONEY LEGALLY
From: Jonathon
Date: Sun, 19 Oct 1997 00:00
Date: Sun, 19 Oct 1997 00:00
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This is the letter as I received it.
Dear friend,
5 weeks ago my brother read a post just like this one and within two
weeks time had received 1300 dollars. Two weeks later he received 33,080
more dollars. Naturally this puzzled me. My brother had always seemed
to be luckier than I, but luck could not explain a phenomenon of this
nature. I had to try myself.....2 weeks later I too began receiving
money. As I write you now in my 4th week I have received 500 X the 6
dollar sum which I invested to begin with. Just follow the instructions
given in this letter, and you can conceivably make over $800,000,
legally, according to USA Post Office Laws (read on for specifics). This
is not a scam, but rather a very logical phemnomenon. It will only cost
you $6 dollars plus 6 stamps, and at most, a few hours of your time. The
only effort exhausted is that spent in the time it takes to read and
believe this message. It is true that nothing in life is free. Again,
it requires an investment of $6. You will profit immediately if you
follow the basic rules. If, however, you think that this is just
another scam, I suggest that you don't try it.
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A 6-PERSON LIST, NOT THE USUAL 5.
PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CHEAT THIS PROGRAM. JUST ADD ONE NAME AND REPOST
THE ARTICLE. IF YOU DO NOT IT WILL NOT WORK, AND YOU WILL BE REMOVED
FROM THE LIST! FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS AND JOIN US IN A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY!
The program has been revised and you will notice six names instead of
five. The reason for this is the flood of five name programs and the
sixth name will add $50000 to $100000. This is proven mathematically and
in my bank account. I never really thought that this program would work,
but it does and it will for you too. Just be patient and follow the
directions exactly as they are stated.
Print this article now, so you have all the information for your
version. Remember to keep the names right. Let's go!
STEP 1
Invest your US $6 by writing your name and address on six separate
pieces of paper along with the words: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING
LIST". (This way, you are not just sending a dollar to someone; you are
paying for a legitimate service.) People have asked me if this is really
legal. It is! You are using the Internet to advertise your business.
What is that business? You are assembling a mailing list of people who
are interested in home based computer and on-line businesses and methods
of generating income at home. Remember - people send you a small fee to
be added to your list. It is legal. What will you do with your list of
thousands of names? That's up to you. THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS A 100%
LEGAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY THAT IS COVERED IN TITLE 18, SECTION 1302 AND
1342 OF THE POSTAL AND LOTTERY LAWS.
Now, please follow the given steps exactly to receive your desired
amount of money:
Immediately send $1 US cash (a one-dollar bill, no checks, and no
orders) to each of the 6 people on the list below. Wrap this dollar in a
note with the words: "Please put me on your mailing list" Also, to
discourage those who prey on cash in the mail, be sure the bill is
completely hidden by the note. A woven envelope is recommended. Include
your address. You do not need to include your name. This is the key
to the program! Also, let each person know what number they are in your
letter so he/she knows which cycle he is receiving the $1.00 from. Make
sure that you retain EVERY name and address sent to you, either on
computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes that
people send to you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a
service, and should the IRS or some other government agency question
you, you can provide them with this proof. Therefore, you will start a
list of all the people who send you a dollar requesting to be added to a
mailing list. Actually, you will want to safeguard this list because it
can generate even better responses and much more later! Fold a $1 bill
inside each paper, and mail them by standard mail to the following six
addresses:
1. C. Conner
1433-3 East Shipley Ferry Rd
Kingsport, TN 37663
USA
2. Jerry D.
30 R. Valle Street
Taytay, Rizal 1920
Philippines
3. B.Brami
via Renon 33/c
39100 Bolzano
Italy
4. C.Emily
5831 Fair Oaks Blvd. #27
Carmichael, CA 95608
USA
5. T. v.d. Heuvel
30 Charles Street
Ottawa ON K1M 1R2
Canada
6. S.Jonathon
316 Highland Rd #C208
Ithaca, NY 14850
USA
STEP 2
Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other names up. This
way #6 becomes #5 and so on. Put your name and address as the #6 on the
list. If you want to remain anonymous, put a nickname, but the address
MUST be correct. It, of course, MUST contain your country,
state/district/area, zip code, etc, because there are some idiots who
don't put their COUNTRY!!! You wouldn't want your money to fly away,
would you?!?!. Remember to take #1 off and change the numbers so #2
becomes #1, #3 becomes #2, #4 becomes #3, #5 becomes #4 and #6 becomes
#5 and you become #6.
STEP 3
Now post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups or better yet
get your own homepage and advertise it. Tripod homepages and Geocities
homepages are both free and wonderful. Remember, 200 postings is just a
guideline. The more you post, the more money you make! Don't know how to
post? Don't worry, I'm explaining that in an extra section at the end of
the letter.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU CAN MAKE.
How do the numbers work for potential income earnings? Assume for the
sake of example that you get a 7.5% return rate. This is very
conservative; my first attempt was about 9.5%, and my second was over
11%.
1. You send out 200 letters, and 15 people (7.5% x 200) will send
you
$1 each. $15.00
2. Those 15 send out 200 letters each, and 225 people will send you
$1 each. $225.00
3. Those 225 send out 200 letters each, and 3,375 people will send
you $1 each. $3,375.00.
4. Those 3,375 send out 200 letters each, and 50,625 people will
send you $1 each. $50,625.00
5. Those 50,625 send out 200 letters each, and 759,375 people will
send you $1 each. $759,375.00
TOTAL $813,615.00!! If those figures sound incredibly high, figure that
even with half the return rate, or even a quarter, the total is still
spectacular. It works every time, but how well will depend on how many
letters you send. In the above example you mailed out 200 letters. This
sounds like "pie in the sky," but the numbers add up, and with over 40
million people on the NET, it works! TIP: For an even greater return,
post to MORE than 250 newsgroups initially; try for 300-350. When your
name drops off a list, simply access another message from a newsgroup
and start the process over again.
Post the new article to at least 250 newsgroups. Remember, the more you
post, the more people see, and the more you get. There are at least
25,000 newsgroups at any one time. This is a $7.92 investment. It takes
about a week or so to start seeing a return- so be patient. The cash
should flow for about 3 months. At that point, simply add your name to
the list and start over. I've done this three times and now I can quit
my job and start investing in real estate full time. I assure you this
can work. If you mailed out 500 letters, you could have received even
more!
Check the math yourself, but I guarantee it's correct. With this kind
of return, you have got to give it a try! Try it once, and you'll do it
again. Just make sure you send a dollar to each of the addresses on the
list above with a note asking to be added to their mailing list.
Together we will all prosper and we will be able to share our wealth
with those less fortunate than ourselves.
GOOD LUCK!!
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HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS FAST WITH YOUR WEB BROWSER:
The fastest way to post a newsletter:
Highlight and COPY (Ctrl-C) the text of this posted message and PASTE
(Ctrl-V) it into a plain text editor (as Wordpad) and save it. After you
have made the necessary changes that are stated above, simply COPY
(Ctrl-C) and PASTE (Ctrl-V) the text into the message composition
window, after selecting a newsgroup, and post it! (Or you can attach the
file, without writing anything to the message window.)
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If you have Netscape Navigator 3.0 do the following:
1. Click on any newsgroup like normal, then click on 'TO NEWS'. This
will
bring up a box to type a message in.
2. Leave the newsgroup box like it is, change the subject box to
something
lashy, something to catch the eye, as "$$$ NEED CASH $$$?!! READ
HERE!$!$!$" or "$$$!!!MAKE FAST CASH, YOU CAN'T LOSE!!!$$$".
3. Now click on 'ATTACHMENTS'. Then click on 'ATTACH FILE'. Find your
file
on your Hard Disk (the one you saved from the text editor). Once you
find it, click on it and then click 'OPEN' and 'OK'. You should now see
your
file name in the attachments box.
4. Now click on 'SEND'/'POST'. You see? Now you just have 199 to
go!!!(Don't worry, it's easy and quick once you get used to it.)
NOTE: All the versions of Netscape Navigator's are similar to each
other,
so you'll have no problem to do this if you don't have Netscape
Navigator
3.0.
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!QUICK TIP!
(For Netscape Navigator 3.x and above)
You can post this message to many newsgroups at a time, by simply
electing
a newsgroup near the top of the screen, hold down the SHIFT, and then
select a newsgroup near the bottom of the screen. All of the newsgroups
in
between will be selected. After that, you follow the basic steps, stated
below at this letter, except of step #1. You can go to the page stated
below in this letter and click on a newsgroup to open up the newsgroups
window. Once you've done this, in the same window go to 'OPTIONS',
and then mark 'SHOW ALL NEWSGROUPS' and 'SHOW ALL MESSAGES'. Now you
can see all the newsgroups and you can apply the above tip easier.
NOTES:
PLEASE NEVER post to many more than 10 with any one message since the
resulting long lines of newsgroup listings at the top of EVERY message
will
annoy many AND will vastly reduce the effectiveness of your posting.
Remember, POST your letter to APPROPRIATE places.
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I you have MS Internet Explorer do the following:
1/ Go to the newsgroups and press 'POST AN ARTICLE'. To the new window
type
your headline in the subject area and then click in the large
windowbelow.
There either PASTE your letter (which it's been copied from the text
editor), or attach the file which contains it.
2/ Then click on 'SEND' or 'OK'.
NOTE: All versions of MS Internet Explorer are similar to each other, so
you won't have any problem doing this.
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