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NEW FROM THE ANOMALY:

Have you ever wondered how you will know the right woman for you?
Do you like packages of little soaps that come in a basket?
Have you ever had to explain how the hamster got stuck?
        If so, get some serious help....
        but THE ANOMALY can help you with the first two.

Now, from the people who have brought you ABSOLUTELY NOTHING comes...
                "THE PROSPECTIVE GIRLFRIEND QUESTIONAIRE!"
-- a new, free software program that will completely solve your most urgent
problem...
    how to evaluate and select the woman for you!


Just go to THE ANOMALY FILES
            http://theanomaly.homestead.com/
                        and download it for youself!


The Anomaly absolutely GUARANTEES that you will love it!  (not a guarantee)

Best of all, The Prospective Girlfriend Questionaire is completely FREE!  We
ask nothing but your undying love and devotion.


Just listen to what these FAMOUS CELEBRITIES have to say:
(WARNING: The following testimonials contain scenes of graphic violence and
adult situations... these are not stunt people... actual celebrites were
purposefully harmed for your amusement.)

"I laughed, I cried, I lost bladder control."
                -Ronald Reagan Sr.

"My mother told me to stop listening to them or I'd go blind."
                -Ray Charles

"Jesus Christ!"
                -Pope John Paul II

" %$&*#ing Anomaly Productions been puttin' the serious hurt on all my
%*@#$.  Now I can't gets no re-spect cause' of those mother%&*@#$%.
Beeeotch!"
                -Al Alberts

"I'm a serious actor!  Please remember me.  I'm not dead.  Please."
                -David Cassidy

"Boo-yah, Grandma!  Boo-yah!"
                -Crash Bandicoot



Download it NOW from The Anomaly!
http://theanomaly.homestead.com/