🚀 go-pugleaf

I was, like, "No way!" and *Tony jr.* was all:

> By the way, how's things, like, hangin' met de borsten van je bakkersmeisje?

Ze heeft het van derden gehoord, van mijn verhalen erover
op internet, dat was, like, way funny man !

Over haar borsten gesproken (ik word vast heel oud) :

>Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a
>man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.
>According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of
>staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a
>30-minute aerobics work-out," declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.
>Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt,
>Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of  200
>male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females
>daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that
>after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower
>resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual
>excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains
>Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier."
>
>"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts
>the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so
>consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
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"Romeo stalked Juliet, and it was fun for both."
Julius Thyssen - http://jthz.com/