🚀 go-pugleaf

joe blow wrote in message <>...
>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
>
>second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
>nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears hears, "Ribbit. 9
>Iron".
>The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks
>at
>the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away,
>and
>grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
>
>He
>says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
>The
>frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with
>
>him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3
>
>wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole in one.  The man is
>befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
>golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to
>next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and
>the
>guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
>approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I
>should
>bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.$3000,black  6." Now, this is a
>million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the man figures what
>
>the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The
>man
>takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
>He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
>You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
>replies,
>"Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for
>him
>he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous15-year-old
>girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl
>ended up in my room."
>The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
>everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
>luck.
>Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five
>other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
>something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not
>broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes.