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Edmonton's William Grosvenor, posing as as a naked loon, was the 
subject of this story:

(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the 
news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the 
supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. 
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here 
he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and 
vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, 
I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already 
been incensed.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, Humpityboys, Humpityboys
There he goes, Humpityboys, Humpityboys
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Humpityboys, Humpityboys
Fastest thing on two feet
Humpityboys, Humpityboys
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his tiny anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at tha
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at 
the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just 
appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease 
rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in 
there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, 
"Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been 
mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.

(Chorus)
He ain't crude, Humpity, Humpity
He ain't lewd, Humpity, Humpity
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Humpityboys, Humpityboys
He likes to turn the other cheek
Humpityboys, Humpityboys
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

(Reporter):
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the Katz 
Arena, covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff. 
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a 
brewski. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, 
dribbling, right down the middle of the court. Didn't have on 
nothing but his F's. Made a hook shot and got out through the 
concessions stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said, Don't look, 
Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already got a free shot. 
Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team.

(Chorus) (Witness):
Oh, yes, they call him the Humpboys Streak Here he comes again. 
Humpity, Humpity Who's that with him? The fastest thing on two 
feet, Ethel? Is that you, Ethel? Humpity, Humpity What do you 
think you're He's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git your 
Of his anatomy clothes on! He's gonna give us a peek at his 1" 
dickie

Oh, yes, they call him the Humpboys Streak! Ethel! Where you 
goin'?
Humpityboys, Humpityboys - Ethel, you shameless!
He likes to show off his 1" dickie, hussy! Say it isn't so,
Humpityboys, Humpityboys!! Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public ridicule

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

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http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORPRESS  My Ugly Self
http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking
http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORLEGAL  My Shameful Legal History
My Name is William Grosvenor       Certified General Asshole