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Alberta Wastes Millions On Funerals for Bums

#373
From: Roddie Dickie
Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:07
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Edmonton's William "Humpboys" Grosvenor, posing as DrQuack <DrQuack@QuackQuack.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in news:7mclg8tpc39anad7lc8btecgepd3jgmrrs@4ax.com:

> The Alberta Social Services department has a deal with funeral parlors
> for a simple cremation for indigents for $550.
>
> Why then iis the government wasting MILLIONS paying $1,700 for fancy
> funerals, as a TV documentary exposed?

It won't be a problem with you, Grosvenor. They'll just 
dump your stinking pile into a ditch and spit at it while 
singing your ode to your tiny member:

Roddie Dickie, you're the one,
You make whacking lots of fun,
Roddie Dickie, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Roddie Dickie, joy of boys,
When they squeeze you, I hump boys!
Roddie Dickie, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

CHORUS:

Every week when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find my sickly little rodd what's
Cute and yellow and grubby
Roddie Dickie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

(repeat chorus)

Roddie Dickie, you're so small
And I'm lucky that I find ya at all
Roddie Dickie, I'm awfully fond of -
Roddie Dickie, I'd like a whole ounce of -
Roddie Dickie I'm awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)

-- 
http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORBLOWS  My Biographical Data
http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking
My name is William Grosvenor CGA - Certified General Asshole
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