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From: Neil Vaughan Taylor
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 00:00

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Christmas crackers create a cracking Christmas!

Christian Christabel's Christmas Crackers.

What did Father Christmas's wife say during a thunderstorm?
Come and have a look at the rain dear.

Why did the boy's mother knit him three socks for Christmas?
Because he'd written to say he`d grown another foot.

-- 
Neil Vaughan Taylor
Access Business Systems
Specialists in MS Office Products
http://www.accessbussys.demon.co.uk/abs.html
nvtaylor@accessbussys2.demon.co.uk

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