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Article #293Re: Snake
From: Dusty Hackworth
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 18:11
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 18:11
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"m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
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2 prospectors were driving thru the Australian outback when 1 of them=20
decided he need a pee. He disappeared behind a convenient bush to =
relive himself. Suddendlya scream was heard "Christ I've been bitten on =
the dong by a snake" , the prospector cried to his partner " get the =
flying doc"
His partner roared off a 100 miles down the road he explained his =
friends predicament "I cant get there in time" the doctor told him, =
"what u have to do is make an incision either side of the wound & suck =
the poison out" " isn't there some other way doc" "No" came the reply, =
"either u do it or your friend dies.
The prospector drove back to his friend who was by now writhing in =
agony "what the doc say" he croacked" . "you're gonna die mate that's =
what he said
--=20
You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF=20
The Time But Not All The Time
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>2 prospectors were driving thru the =
Australian=20
outback when 1 of them </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>decided he need a pee. He disappeared =
behind a=20
convenient bush to relive himself. Suddendlya scream was heard "Christ =
I've=20
been bitten on the dong by a snake" , the prospector cried to his =
partner "=20
get the flying doc"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2> His partner =
roared off a=20
100 miles down the road he explained his friends predicament "I cant =
get there=20
in time" the doctor told him, "what u have to do is make an incision =
either=20
side of the wound & suck the poison out" " isn't there some other =
way=20
doc" "No" came the reply, "either u do it or your friend=20
dies.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>The prospector drove back to his =
friend who was=20
by now writhing in agony "what the doc say" he croacked" . "you're =
gonna die=20
mate that's what he said</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2><BR>-- <BR>You Can Fool Some PPL =
Some OF=20
<BR>The Time But Not All The Time</FONT></DIV>
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