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Re: Joke

#300
From: jane.faulkner
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 21:29
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this thread is getting mighty confusing!!
LOL
just don't get the tape measures out!!
robbo58 <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:1sNv6.32685$Q4.5742122@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> You can say that again !!!!!
> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:B6E54FA8.1C05%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > UHH no just my huge imagination.
> >
> >
> > > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > > Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > > Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:29:12 +0100
> > > Subject: Re: Joke
> > >
> > > YOU WOULD  lol
> > > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > > news:B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > >> UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
> > >> I think I just sawnokkys but shrink!
> > >> LOL
> > >> :-)
> > >>
> > >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > >>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100
> > >>> Subject: Re: Joke
> > >>>
> > >>> Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got
> > >>> a larger butt than mine eh!!  lol
> > >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > >>> news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > >>>> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide
> > >>>> LOL
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com>
> > >>>>> Organization: BT Internet
> > >>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > >>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000
> > >>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large!
> > >>>>> LOL
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > >>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
> > >>>>>> LOL
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
> > >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
> > >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > >>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
> > >>>>>> LOL
> > >>>>>> Mat
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
> > >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
> > >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > >>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
> > >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
> > >>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the
pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > >>>>>> LOL good joke :-)
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
> > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
> > >>>>>> Subject: Joke
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
> > >>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
> > >>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
> > >>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
> > >>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
> > >>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
> > >>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that."
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
> > >>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
> > >>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
> > >>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
> > >>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
> > >>>>>> for Sunday night."
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
> > >>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
> > >>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
> > >>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
> > >>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
> > >>>>>> night!" the dad answers.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
> > >>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
> > >>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one
> > >>>>>> for March. . . .
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> --
> > >>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
> > >>>>>> The Time  But Not All The Time
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>
> > >
> > >
> >
>
>


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