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Article #300Re: Joke
From: jane.faulkner
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 21:29
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 21:29
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this thread is getting mighty confusing!! LOL just don't get the tape measures out!! robbo58 <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:1sNv6.32685$Q4.5742122@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com... > You can say that again !!!!! > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > news:B6E54FA8.1C05%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > > UHH no just my huge imagination. > > > > > > > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > > > Organization: ntlworld News Service > > > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > > > Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:29:12 +0100 > > > Subject: Re: Joke > > > > > > YOU WOULD lol > > > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > > > news:B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > > >> UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! > > >> I think I just sawnokkys but shrink! > > >> LOL > > >> :-) > > >> > > >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > > >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > > >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > > >>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100 > > >>> Subject: Re: Joke > > >>> > > >>> Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got > > >>> a larger butt than mine eh!! lol > > >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > > >>> news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > > >>>> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide > > >>>> LOL > > >>>> > > >>>>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com> > > >>>>> Organization: BT Internet > > >>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > > >>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000 > > >>>>> Subject: Re: Joke > > >>>>> > > >>>>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large! > > >>>>> LOL > > >>>>> > > >>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > > >>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > > >>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! > > >>>>>> LOL > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > > >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 > > >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol > > >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > > >>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > > >>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! > > >>>>>> LOL > > >>>>>> Mat > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > > >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 > > >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? > > >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > > >>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > > >>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > > >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 > > >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" > > >>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > > >>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > > >>>>>> LOL good joke :-) > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> > > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > > >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 > > >>>>>> Subject: Joke > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and > > >>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him. > > >>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes > > >>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops > > >>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The > > >>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a > > >>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that." > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the > > >>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, > > >>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, > > >>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one > > >>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one > > >>>>>> for Sunday night." > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as > > >>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. > > >>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, > > >>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday > > >>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday > > >>>>>> night!" the dad answers. > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE > > >>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn > > >>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one > > >>>>>> for March. . . . > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> -- > > >>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF > > >>>>>> The Time But Not All The Time > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>> > > >>>>> > > >>>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >> > > > > > > > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.237 / Virus Database: 115 - Release Date: 07/03/01
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 102172,29fd781b7f595925 X-Google-Attributes: gid102172,public X-Google-Thread: 10b8e6,29fd781b7f595925 X-Google-Attributes: gid10b8e6,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-03-26 13:34:08 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!supernews.google.com!sn-xit-03!supernews.com!news-xfer.nuri.net!feeder.kornet.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet!news5-gui.server.ntli.net!ntli.net!news6-win.server.ntlworld.com.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat References: <nf6u6.16001$Q4.3024796@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <2o8u6.16668$Q4.3144055@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <FDZu6.25060$Q4.4385846@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <MC1v6.35056$bL.3183372@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <99iutd$l16$1@neptunium.btinternet.com> <B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <23ov6.28616$Q4.5042419@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <b%Kv6.41379$bL.3963401@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E54FA8.1C05%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <1sNv6.32685$Q4.5742122@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> Subject: Re: Joke Lines: 161 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 Message-ID: <QvOv6.42413$bL.4078204@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com> Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 22:29:03 +0100 NNTP-Posting-Host: 62.255.196.8 X-Complaints-To: abuse@ntlworld.com X-Trace: news6-win.server.ntlworld.com 985642096 62.255.196.8 (Mon, 26 Mar 2001 22:28:16 BST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 22:28:16 BST Organization: ntlworld News Service