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Article #305Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 23:30
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 23:30
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O.K UHH no just my huge imagination. > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > Organization: ntlworld News Service > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 21:16:25 +0100 > Subject: Re: Joke > > You can say that again !!!!! > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > news:B6E54FA8.1C05%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >> UHH no just my huge imagination. >> >> >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>> Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:29:12 +0100 >>> Subject: Re: Joke >>> >>> YOU WOULD lol >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>> news:B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>> UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! >>>> I think I just sawnokkys but shrink! >>>> LOL >>>> :-) >>>> >>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100 >>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>> >>>>> Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got >>>>> a larger butt than mine eh!! lol >>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide >>>>>> LOL >>>>>> >>>>>>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com> >>>>>>> Organization: BT Internet >>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000 >>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large! >>>>>>> LOL >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! >>>>>>>> LOL >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 >>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol >>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! >>>>>>>> LOL >>>>>>>> Mat >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 >>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? >>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 >>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" >>>>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>>>> LOL good joke :-) >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> >>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 >>>>>>>> Subject: Joke >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and >>>>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him. >>>>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes >>>>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops >>>>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The >>>>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a >>>>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the >>>>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, >>>>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, >>>>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one >>>>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one >>>>>>>> for Sunday night." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as >>>>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. >>>>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, >>>>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday >>>>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday >>>>>>>> night!" the dad answers. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE >>>>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn >>>>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one >>>>>>>> for March. . . . >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF >>>>>>>> The Time But Not All The Time >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >> > >
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