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Article #309Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2001 23:28
Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2001 23:28
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I didnt even know there was 1 > From: "redstar" <redstar@redstar.com> > Organization: nick gordon is my bitch > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 21:17:27 +0100 > Subject: Re: Joke > > > no idea - i don`t visit the "rinkie-tinkie club" ? > > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > news:B6E6632A.1F48%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >> Whos Rinkie?? >> >>> From: "jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com> >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>> Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 06:15:48 +0100 >>> Subject: Re: Joke >>> >>> hi rinkie, >>> is this thread confusing or is it just me? >>> :-) >>> redstar <redstar@redstar.com> wrote in message >>> news:99oh0k$3s7$1@uranium.btinternet.com... >>>> rinkie says "hi !" >>>> >>>> :-) >>>> >>>> >>>> "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>> news:6iLv6.41469$bL.3971226@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com... >>>>> Getting a bit lost now????????????????? lol >>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:B6E5140F.183C%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> dont think your gonna get rid of me. >>>>>> If u carry on ill just ignore u! >>>>>> >>>>>>> From: "redstar" <redstar@redstar.com> >>>>>>> Organization: nick gordon is my bitch >>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 21:03:39 +0100 >>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>>> >>>>>>> did i see you in the "rinky-tinkie" club ? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:B6E371D9.17C5%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>>>> If u think im gay then u really are sad! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:20:36 -0000 >>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Oh shit,he fancies me lol >>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! >>>>>>>> LOL >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 >>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol >>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! >>>>>>>> LOL >>>>>>>> Mat >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 >>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? >>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 >>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" >>>>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>>>> LOL good joke :-) >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> >>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 >>>>>>>> Subject: Joke >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and >>>>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him. >>>>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes >>>>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops >>>>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The >>>>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a >>>>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the >>>>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, >>>>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, >>>>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one >>>>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one >>>>>>>> for Sunday night." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as >>>>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. >>>>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, >>>>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday >>>>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday >>>>>>>> night!" the dad answers. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE >>>>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn >>>>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one >>>>>>>> for March. . . . >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF >>>>>>>> The Time But Not All The Time >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> --- >>> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. >>> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). >>> Version: 6.0.237 / Virus Database: 115 - Release Date: 07/03/01 >>> >>> >> > >
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