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Re: Joke

#309
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2001 23:28
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I didnt even know there was 1

> From: "redstar" <redstar@redstar.com>
> Organization: nick gordon is my bitch
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 21:17:27 +0100
> Subject: Re: Joke
> 
> 
> no idea - i don`t visit the "rinkie-tinkie club" ?
> 
> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:B6E6632A.1F48%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>> Whos Rinkie??
>> 
>>> From: "jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com>
>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>> Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 06:15:48 +0100
>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>> 
>>> hi rinkie,
>>> is this thread confusing or is it just me?
>>> :-)
>>> redstar <redstar@redstar.com> wrote in message
>>> news:99oh0k$3s7$1@uranium.btinternet.com...
>>>> rinkie says "hi !"
>>>> 
>>>> :-)
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:6iLv6.41469$bL.3971226@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
>>>>> Getting a bit lost now????????????????? lol
>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:B6E5140F.183C%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>> dont think your gonna get rid of me.
>>>>>> If u carry on ill just ignore u!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> From: "redstar" <redstar@redstar.com>
>>>>>>> Organization: nick gordon is my bitch
>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 21:03:39 +0100
>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> did i see you in the "rinky-tinkie" club ?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:B6E371D9.17C5%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>>>> If u think im gay then u really are sad!
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:20:36 -0000
>>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Oh shit,he fancies me  lol
>>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
>>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
>>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>> Mat
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
>>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
>>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
>>>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
>>>>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>>>> LOL good joke :-)
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
>>>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
>>>>>>>> Subject: Joke
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
>>>>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
>>>>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
>>>>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
>>>>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
>>>>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
>>>>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
>>>>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
>>>>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
>>>>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
>>>>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
>>>>>>>> for Sunday night."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
>>>>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
>>>>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
>>>>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
>>>>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
>>>>>>>> night!" the dad answers.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
>>>>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
>>>>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one
>>>>>>>> for March. . . .
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
>>>>>>>> The Time  But Not All The Time
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>> 
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>> 
> 
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Subject: Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com>
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