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Re: Joke

#323
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 22:57
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U should see nokkys thats 45" wide
LOL

> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com>
> Organization: BT Internet
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000
> Subject: Re: Joke
> 
> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large!
> LOL
> 
> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
>> LOL
>> 
>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
>> Subject: Re: Joke
>> 
>> 
>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
>> LOL
>> Mat
>> 
>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
>> Subject: Re: Joke
>> 
>> 
>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
>> 
>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
>> Subject: Re: Joke
>> 
>> 
>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>> LOL good joke :-)
>> 
>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
>> Subject: Joke
>> 
>> 
>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
>> teenager you will learn all about that."
>> 
>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
>> for Sunday night."
>> 
>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
>> night!" the dad answers.
>> 
>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
>> 
>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
>> that one is for January, one for February, one
>> for March. . . .
>> 
>> 
>> --
>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
>> The Time  But Not All The Time
>> 
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Subject: Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com>
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