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Re: Joke

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From: jane.faulkner
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 11:32
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Re: JokeROB !!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
  robbo58 <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:FDZu6.25060$Q4.4385846@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
  You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
    "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
    Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!


      From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
      Organization: ntlworld News Service
      Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
      Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
      Subject: Re: Joke




      I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
      Dont ever take the piss out of the =
pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
        LOL good joke :-)


          From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
          Organization: ntlworld News Service
          Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
          Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
          Subject: Joke




          This father needs to go to the drug store, and
          decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
          They are walking down the isle with many boxes
          of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
          his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
          father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
          teenager you will learn all about that."

          They continue down the isle when suddenly the
          boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
          why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
          when you are in high school, you will learn that one
          is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
          for Sunday night."

          The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
          he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
          "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
          you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
          night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
          night!" the dad answers.

          Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
          pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"

          "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
          that one is for January, one for February, one
          for March. . . .


          --=20
          You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF=20
          The Time  But Not All The Time









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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>ROB !!!!!!!!!!!!</FONT></DIV>
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    Up my ass Loser!!!!!<BR>
    <BLOCKQUOTE><BR><B>From: </B>"robbo58"=20
      &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR><B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News =

      Service<BR><B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR><B>Date: =
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good joke=20
        :-)<BR>
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News=20
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</B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR><B>Date:=20
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March.=20
          . . .<BR><BR><BR>-- <BR>You Can Fool Some PPL Some &nbsp;OF =
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