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1 total messages Started by demitasse Thu, 09 Nov 2000 00:00
Money, what else?
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Author: demitasse
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2000 00:00
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Dear Friend:

Hello World!

Are you looking for opportunity to make money?!!
Out of job and desperately in need of money?!
So laden with debt that you wish someone could help you?!!
Sick and tired of working for little or nothing?!!!
Whatever your situation is, consider the opportunity of using
the Internet to help you make the money you need.

If you do not wish to receive this opt-in mailer again,
please refer to the bottom of this document for removal instruction.

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"Making over fifty thousand dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home
for an Investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time"

THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A FEW YEARS !!

Before you say "Bull", please read the following. This is the letter
you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity
of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described
below, to see if it really can make people money.

The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their
findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely no laws
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can follow
the simple instructions, they are bound to make some megabucks with
only $25 out of pocket cost".

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say:

"Thanks to this profitable opportunity, I was approached many times
before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just
to see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money
required. To my astonishment, I received total $ 61,470.00 in 21
weeks, with money still coming in".
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
Here is another testimonial:

"This program has been around for a long time but I never believed in
it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I decided to
gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and
3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I only made
$240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $29,000.00.

So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made
over $71,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to success in this
program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything."

More testimonials later but first,
****** PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE *******

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
If you would like to make at least $50,000 every 4 to 5 months easily
and comfortably, please read the following ...
THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!!
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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME
TRUE, GUARANTEED!

INSTRUCTIONS: Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.

**** For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears
ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON
YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

**** When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5
reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your
computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

**** Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5
reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer
so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who
will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep
it on your desk in case something happen to your computer.
****IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed
next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other
than what is instructed below in steps 1 through 6 or you will loose
out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it.

Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT
work! !! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all
five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this
way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing
happened. So do not try to change anything other than what is
instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember,
honesty reaps the rewards!!

1..After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 1. This person has
made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
2..Move the name & address in REPORT #2 up TO REPORT # 1
3..Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 up TO REPORT # 2
4..Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 up TO REPORT # 3
5..Move the name & address in REPORT # 5 up TO REPORT # 4
6..Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 5 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY !
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Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it
on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data.

To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5
reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing
information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to
find thousands of free classified ads and much more.

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD # 1 , BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and
we will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each.
Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the
response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also
many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only
5,000 each).

Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a
0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report #1. Those 10 people
responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 500,000. Out
of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's = 100
people responded and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out
5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to
that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-
mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response
to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out
5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The
0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5.
THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half million).

Your total income in this example is:
1..... $50 +
2..... $500 +
3..... $5,000 +
4..... $50,000 +
5..... $500,000 ......... Grand Total -- $555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST
POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 100 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000
YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
everyone, or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-
mails each or more? There are over 250 million people on the Internet
worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will do just that, and
more!

METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds
of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet
will easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with
Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along.

For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report
they ordered. That's it . Always provide same day service on all
orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out with your
name and address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise
until they receive the report.

_________________________AVAILABLE REPORTS_________________________
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.

Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT
accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2
sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER &
the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your
name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
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REPORT #1, "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
CBR RESEARCH GROUP
PO Box 1374
Cape Girardeau, MO
63701
USA

DON'T FORGET TO PROVIDE A REAL E-MAIL ADDRESS TO RECEIVE THE REPORTS
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REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to advertising for Free on the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
CBR RESEARCH GROUP
PO Box 1374
Cape Girardeau, MO
63701

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REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
 CBR RESEARCH GROUP
PO Box 1374
Cape Girardeau, MO
63701
USA
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REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power of
Multilevel Marketing and the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
CBR RESEARCH GROUP
PO Box 1374
Cape Girardeau, MO
63701
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REPORT #5 "How to SEND 1,000,000 e-mails for FREE"
ORDER REPORT #5 FROM:
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Opportunities 4 U
2241 Towne Point Ave
Port Townsend, WA 98368

There are currently more than 250,000,000 people online worldwide!

$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks,
continue sending e-mails until you do.

After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should
receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2.
If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
RELAX, because the system is already working for you , and the cash
will continue to roll in !

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER : Every time your name is moved down on
the list, you are placed in front of a different report. You can KEEP
TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering
from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-
MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the
income you can generate from this business !!!

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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:

You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than
you have ever imagined.

Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do NOT change it in any way.
It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of
this exciting report after you have put your name and address in Report
#5 and moved others to #4 ........... # 1 as instructed above. One of
the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and
your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more you
send out the more potential customers you will reach.

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !

**************MORE TESTIMONIALS*******************
"My name is Mitchell. My wife , Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk
mail''. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the
population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody
totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped
in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay
the old "I told you so" on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the
laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within
the next 45 days she had received a total of $ 147,200.00 all cash! I
was shocked. I have joined Jody in her ''hobby''."
Mitchell Wolf,
Chicago, Illinois
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"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided
that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way
that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back.

I was surprised when I found my medium size Post Office box crammed
with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing
about this deal is that it does not matter where people live. There
simply isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big."
Dan Sondstrom,
Alberta, Canada
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"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to
contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
again by someone else ......... 11 months passed then it luckily came
again ...... I did not delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my
first try and all the money came within 22 weeks".
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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"It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $
20,560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was $
362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to Internet".
Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL
FREEDOM !!!!!
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It you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.

Under Bill s-1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th US Congress this letter
cannot be considered Spam as long as the sender includes contact
information and a method of removal.

To remove please reply back to
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