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Are you ready to retire yet??????
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Author: ItDoesWork
Date: Sun, 02 Nov 1997 00:00
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Are you ready to retire yet?????? 

I thought, what the heck, I'll try it.  It's only six dollars.  I
didn't do it right at first, I only sent out to about 30 newsgroups.
But, I got back my six dollars and actually made $159.37 in a week
(someone put some change in the envelope).  Anyway, now I'm going to
do this the right way; send out to 250 newsgroups!  The rest of this
letter is just a cut and paste from the original.  All I can say is
that it works.  I would never have believed it if it didn't happen to
me.  Just remember that we must all follow the rules.  Be HONEST and
FAIR and you will make money!  Sure is a lot of mail though! 

Thanks for reading! - Darrin
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
MAKE A FORTUNE - AND THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH! 

IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR YOU HAVE ALREADY PROVED IT WORKS!! 

Take just 5 minutes to read this and see.  This is the newest updated
version. 

As I was surfing the net, I read all these postings on how you can
make over $50,000, even $800,000.  

Well I believe that if all goes well, and you follow the rules
EXACTLY, it will work. Just follow the instructions given in this
letter, and you to can make over $800,000, perfectly legally according
to USA Post Office Laws (read on for specifics).  Don't look at this
as a moneymaking scam, but rather a true-to-life example to test the
above statement. It will only cost you $6 dollars plus 6 stamps, and a
few hours of your time. Thus, there is some effort involved, because
nothing in life is absolutely free. Are you ready and willing to
accept that you deserve to receive a fair amount of money?   If so,
please continue reading.  

But if you think this is just another scam, I suggest that you don't
try it. 

PLEASE NOTE - THIS IS A 6-PERSON LIST, NOT THE USUAL 5.  PLEASE DO NOT
TRY TO CHEAT THIS PROGRAM. JUST ADD ONE NAME AND REPOST THE ARTICLE.
IF YOU DO NOT IT WILL NOT WORK, AND YOU WILL BE REMOVED.  FROM THE
LIST! FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS AND JOIN US IN A GREAT OPPORTUNITY! 

The program has been revised and you will notice six names instead of
five. The reason for this is the flood of five name programs and the
sixth name will add $50000 to $100000.  This is proven mathematically
and in my bank account. I never really thought that this program would
work, but IT DOES and it will for you too.  Just be patient and follow
the directions exactly.  Print this article now, so you have all the
information for your version.  Remember to keep the names right. Let's
go! 

STEP 1 

Invest your $6 by writing your name and address on six separate pieces
of paper along with the words: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST".
(In this way, you are not just sending a dollar to someone; you are
paying for a legitimate service.) 

People have asked me if this is really legal.  It is! You are using
the Internet to advertise your business.  What is that business?  You
are assembling a mailing list of people who are interested in home
based computer and on-line businesses and methods of generating income
at home.  Remember - people send you a small fee to be added to your
list. It is legal. What will you do with your list of thousands of
names? That's up to you, but this is how it becomes legal. To be legal
you must actually sell a product or service if you expect to receive a
dollar.  Anyone sending a dollar back to you must receive something in
return.  You have already received this letter due to the
participation of each of the 6 persons listed below.  This letter and
the plan given within this letter are a "product" that you have
received. Thus, you will be sending  $1.00 to each of the 6 persons
given below in exchange for receiving this letter and for asking them
to provide the "service" of adding you to their mailing list. 

THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS A 100% LEGAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, WHICH I
COVERED IN TITLE 18, SECTION 1302 AND 1342 OF THE POSTAL AND LOTTERY
LAWS. 

Now, please follow the given steps exactly to receive your desired
amount of money: 

STEP 1 

Immediately send $1 US cash (a one-dollar bill, no checks, and no
money orders) to each of the 6 people on the list below. Wrap this
dollar in a note with the words: "Please add me to your mailing list."
(In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone, you're
paying for a legitimate service.)  Also, to discourage those who prey
on cash in the mail, be sure the bill is completely hidden by the
note. A woven envelope is recommended.   

Include your address. You do not need to include your name. This is
the key to the program!  Also, let each person know what number they
are in your letter so he/she knows which cycle he is receiving the
$1.00 from. 

Make sure that you retain EVERY name and address sent to you, either
on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes that
people send to you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a
service, and should the IRS or some other government agency question
you, you can provide them with this proof.  

Therefore, you will start a list of all the people who send you a
dollar requesting to be added to a mailing list.  Actually, you will
want to safeguard this list because it can generate even better
responses and much more money later!  Fold a $1 bill inside each
paper, and mail them by standard mail to the following six addresses: 

1)     Rudolfs Osins
       Aspazijas 37-4
       Jelgava, LV 3001
       Latvia 

2)     F. Rome
       1030 Hilltop Dr.
       Grapevine, TX  76051
       USA 

3)     Chris Leclair
       39 Gurly Rd
       Edison, NJ  08817
       USA 

4)     L.G.
       480 C AVE #2
       LIMON, CO  80828
       USA 

5)     CEP
       174 Hillcrest Dr
       Barrington IL  60010
       USA 

6)     DA
       3 Sumter Ave.
       Albany NY 12203
       USA 

STEP 2 

Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other names up.
This way #6 becomes #5 and so on. Put your name in as the #6 on the
list (Remember to take #1 off and change the numbers so #2 becomes #1,
#3 becomes #2, #4 becomes #3, #5 becomes #4 and #6 becomes #5 and you
become #6.)  

STEP 3 

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH MONEY YOU CAN MAKE. 

How do the numbers work for potential income earnings?  Assume for the
sake of example that you get a 7.5% return rate.  This is very
conservative; my first attempt was about 9.5%, and my second was over
11%.    

1. You send out 200 letters, and 15 people (7.5% x 200) will send you
$1 each. $15.00 

2. Those 15 send out 200 letters each, and 225 people send you $1
each. $225.00  

3. Those 225 send out 200 letters each, and 3,375 people send you $1
each $3,375.00. 

4. Those 3,375 send out 200 letters each, and 50,625.00 people send
you $1 each. $50,625.00  

5. Those 50,625 send out 200 letters each, and 759,375 people send you
$1 each. $759,375.00 

6. Those 759,375 send out 200 letters each, and 11,390,625 people send
you $1 each. $11,390,625 

TOTAL $12,204,240.00!!  That's 12 million dollars. If those figures
sound incredibly high, figure that even with half the return rate, or
even a quarter, the total is still spectacular.  It works every time,
but how well will depend on how many letters you send.  

In the above example you mailed out 200 letters. This sounds like "pie
in the sky," but the numbers add up, and with over 40 million people
on the NET, it works!  TIP:  For an even greater return, post to MORE
than 250 newsgroups initially; try for 300-350.   

When your name drops off a list, simply access another message from a
newsgroup and start the process over again.  Post the new article to
at least 250 newsgroups.  Remember, the more you post, the more people
see, and the more you get.   

There are at least 25,000 newsgroups at any one time.  This is a $7.92
investment. It takes about a week or so to start seeing a return- so
be patient. The money should flow for about 3months. At that point,
simply add your name to the list and start over. 

I've done this three times and now I can quit my job and start
investing in real estate full time. I assure you this can work.  If
you mailed out 500 letters, you could have received even more!  Check
the math yourself, but I guarantee it's correct.  With this kind of
return, you have got to give it a try!    Try it once, and you'll do
it again. Just make sure you send a dollar to each of the addresses on
the list above with a note asking to be added to their mailing list.
Together we will all prosper and we will be able to share our wealth
with those less fortunate than ourselves. 

GOOD LUCK!! AND INVEST YOUR MONEY WISELY.
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