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Cure for depression found!!

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From: Tarie Nosworthy
Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 00:00
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Cure for depression found!!

Want to cure the broke-pocket blues?  Read on!

Don't you want to make more money?  Sure, we all do.  The problem is it
is hard to make money if you don't have any to begin with.  It is sort
of like which came first, the chicken or the egg?  I can't make any
money without having some first, but I can't get any without first
making some.   Some brillant person came up with a solution.

You now want to know.  How much?  What scam is this now?

First, this is no scam.  I would never put something up that was
phony.   I require some proof that it works, doesn't everybody? 
Secondly, since these are hard times, it can't cost much, now can it? 
Who want to spend hundreds of dollars on a maybe?  But what if I could
give you an opportunity that wouldn't cost much more than a few lotto
tickets.

How you be interested?  You should be.  Because this opportunity costs
only seven bucks!

Yep, seven bucks.  The plan is easy.  You mail a one dollar bill to the
each of the following people.  You enclose the bill in a paper with the
words "Subscribe me to your mailing list NOW" and place this in an
envelope.  NOW when each of the people receive this dollar bill, they
have a service they must do.  They must make sure that your name is on
the subscription list so that people will start mailing you dollar
bills.

Here are the steps:

Mail a crisp $1.00 bill to each of the following people

1:  W. Antares
    1883 Almeria Way South
    St. PEtersburg, FL 33712-4412

2:  R. R. Baux
    PO BOX 601
    Miami Shores, FL 33161

3:  S. Thomas   
    PO BOX 4945
    Tampa, FL 33677-4945

4:  T. Scherer
    1718 Willow Ln.
    Grafton, WI 53024

5:  A. Ragnars
    1120 C SW 14th Avenue
    Gainsville, FL 32601

6:  Darin Lively
    805 Nixon Road
    Lavaca, AR 72491

7:  Jason Cawvey
    435 South 5th Street
    Caseyville, IN 62232

STEP TWO:  Edit this message, drop the last (7th) name out.  That's
right, the LAST name from the list.  You deserve to be first for a
change, right?  You are number 1 and number 1 is number 2 and number 2
is number 3 and on and on. 	

Ex:  1:  You
     2:  W. Antares
     3:  R.R. Baux
     4:  S. Thomas
     5:  T. Scherer
     6:  A. Ragnars
     7:  D. Lively

 That will be the list when you're done.  Finally, repost this ad in 300
newsgroups.  Why 300?  The more exposure, the more dollars in return!   

 You're now saying, wait a minute, I saw this concept, but with five
dollars instead of seven?  What's the catch.  Two more names, that's
all.  But with a greate potential to get big.  People have earned up to
$55,000 (upto this amount is not guaranteed).  But they drop of the list
after the fifth time.  What if there name could have stayed two more
times.  Probably a lot.  Here's why?

Imagine that seven people answer your ad (changed ad).  You made back
your money.  NOT bad you say.  I lost NOTHING. Those seven people post
to 300 newsgroups and 7 people respond to them.  49 bucks made!  (OK, I
made a free dinner out with my wife, right) But nothing exciting!  Then
those new 49 people send out and seven people respond to them.  Now you
made $343 dollars and grossed $399.  Not bad, not bad, but with
spending, its not great.  But, you invest but seven dollars.  NExt week,
$2401 dollars.  Not bad, hitting some money now.  By week five, you've
hit $16801 and gross $19607.  This is good for an investment of a mere
seven dollars.  But your name would have dropped off the list.  And you
were just hitting money.

So far we have
 
7 = 7
7*7 = 49  (week 2)
7*7*7 = 343 (week 3)
7*7*7*7 = 2401 (week 4)
7*7*7*7*7 = 16801 (week 5)

But week six and seven are the best of all

7*7*7*7*7*7 = $117,607 (week 6)
7*7*7*7*7*7*7 = $823,249 (week 7)

Now THAT's money!!!!!

Now as with any system, you could make more or less, but isn't this
worth a mere seven dollars to try.  You can't lose (You are going to
earn back the seven dollars)  Why seven?  Seven is a number of
perfection, by the bible.  Try this system, today!!
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