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Article #1Re: Light Joke
From: P Carr
Date: Mon, 26 Jan 1998 00:00
Date: Mon, 26 Jan 1998 00:00
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A L P wrote in message <6a0arn$fo4@mtinsc03.worldnet.att.net>... >READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON.... >A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the >second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks >nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron" >The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He >looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other >club >away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He >is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a >lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides >to >take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the >man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole >in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end >of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks >the >frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go >to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, >"Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, >" What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black >6." >Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the >man >figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across >them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the >hotel. >He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. >You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog >replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog >did >for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a >gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl >ended up in my room." >The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to >everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad >luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to >five other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that >something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is >not broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes. > >P.s Please do not break the chain
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f8a51,af6671d4997702bc X-Google-Attributes: gidf8a51,public X-Google-Thread: 103229,af6671d4997702bc X-Google-Attributes: gid103229,public X-Google-Thread: 1029b6,af6671d4997702bc X-Google-Attributes: gid1029b6,public X-Google-Thread: f42f7,af6671d4997702bc X-Google-Attributes: gidf42f7,public From: "P Carr" <pcarr@mpx.com.au> Subject: Re: Light Joke Date: 1998/01/26 Message-ID: <6agv7a$cdc@inferno.mpx.com.au> X-Deja-AN: 319261519 References: <6a0arn$fo4@mtinsc03.worldnet.att.net> X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.71.1712.3 Organization: Microplex Pty Ltd Newsgroups: ailab.cypherpunks,akr.misc,flgeneral,fl.biz,3dfx.game.discussion