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Article #1445MAKE LEGAL MONEY
From: COMPTROLER ENTERPRISES
Date: Mon, 03 Mar 1997 00:00
Date: Mon, 03 Mar 1997 00:00
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Dear Friend,
Greetings! I am a retired Attorney, and about two years ago a man
came to me with a letter.
The letter he brought me is basically the letterin your hands.
He asked me to verify the fact that this letter was legal.
I told him that I would review it and get back to him.
When I first read the letter my new client brought me I thought it
was some off-the-wall idea to make money However, a week
and-a-half later we met in my office to discuss the issue.
I told him the letter he originally brought to me was not 100%
legal. I suggested a few changes with which the letter would be
100% legal.
I was curious about this letter, and my client told me how this
plan works and suggested that I give it a try.
I thought it was a long shot and would be a waste of time,
so I decided against participating.
However, before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated of
his results. About two months later he called me to tell me he
had received over $800,000 in cash!!
I didn't believe him, so he suggested that I try this idea and
find out for myself. I thought about it for a couple of days
and decided that I didn't really have anything to lose,
so I asked my client for a copy of the letter.
I followed the instructions exactly, sent out 200 copies, and
sure enough, the money started arriving! It came slowly at first,
but after 3 weeks, I was getting more mail than I could open in a
day! The money stopped coming after about three months.
I kept a precise record of my earnings,
and they totaled $968,498.00!!
I was earning a good living as a lawyer, but anyone in the legal
profession, or even anyone who owns their own business will
tell you, there is a lot of stress that comes with the job.
I told myself that if things worked out, I would retire from my
job and travel. I decided to try the letter again, but this
time I sent out 500 letters.
Well, three months later, my earnings totaled $2,344,178.00!!!
I just could not believe it. I met with my former client
(and now my friend) for lunch to find out how it worked.
He told me there are quite a few similar letters going around.
What made THIS ONE DIFFERENT WAS THE FACT THAT 6 ADDRESSES APPEAR
ON THE LIST, AND NOT 5 LIKE MOST OF THE OTHERS.
This fact alone results in your name being on far more returns.
Of course I was thankful that he had shown this plan to me, but
he was just as thankful that I had suggested the changes to ensure
that this plan was legal since most people don't want to
risk doing something illegal.
I'll bet that by now you are curious to know the little
change I suggested in my friend's original letter.
Well, if you sent a letter like this out, to be legal you
must actually sell a product or service if you expect to
receive a dollar.
I told my friend that anyone sending a dollar back to him
must receive something in return.
You have received this letter due to the participation of
each of the 6 persons given below.
This letter and the plan given within this letter are a
"product" that you have received.
Thus, you will be sending $1.00 to each of the 6 persons
given below
in exchange for receiving this letter and for asking them
to provide
the "service" of adding you on their mailing list.
THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS A 100% LEGAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY
WHICH IS COVERED IN TITLE 18, SECTION 1302 AND 1342 OF
THE POSTAL AND LOTTERY LAWS.
___________________________________________________________________
NOW, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE TRIED AND TRUE STEPS TO OBTAIN THE AMOUNT
YOU DESIRE:
1 Immediately send a $1 dollar bill to each of the 6 people
on the list below. Wrap this dollar in a note with the words:
"Please put me on your mailing list." (Remember, in this way,
you're not just sending a dollar to someone; you're paying for a
legitimate service.) Include your address.
You do not need to include your name. This is the key to the
program! Also, let each person know what number they are in
your letter so he/she knows which cycle he is receiving the
$1.00 from. Make sure that you retain EVERY name and/or address
sent to you, either on computer or hard copy,
but do not discard the names and notes that people send to you.
This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service, and should
the I.R.S. or some other government agency question you,
you can provide them with this proof! Therefore, you will start
a list of all the people who send you a dollar requesting to be
added on a mailing list.
Actually, you will want to safeguard this list because it can
generate even better responses and much more money later!
See step #4 below.
2 Remove the name next to the #1 on the list, and move the rest of
the names up one position.
Then place your name in the #6 spot. Thus, #6 becomes #5, #4
becomes #3, etc., and YOU will be #6 on the list.
DO NOT EDIT THIS LETTER ANYMORE BEYOND THIS POINT.
When you are mailing this letter, you may edit the references
to the Internet.
3 Post this letter in at least 250 newsgroups, I do 5 groups
per post.
You can simply copy the contents of this letter and paste it to
the newsgroups of your choice.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Please pay attention to the newsgroups in which
you post. If there is an abundance of similar letters, you may
want to seek another newsgroup.
Thus, pay respect to the harmony of the newsgroup and use common
sense. There are plenty of newsgroups on the Internet.
(I think there are close to 18,000 of them.) ALSO,
PLEASE POST IN APPROPRIATE GROUPS AND SPREAD YOUR POSTINGS OVER
MANY DIFFERENT LOCAL & INTERNATIONAL AREAS (SPREAD THE WORD)!
For added success, you can also mail this letter as well,
in addition to posting in newsgroups.
Order 200 (or more) names from a mailing list company.
Two that have been most effective for these names are:
S.E. Mailing List Advon Distributors
P. O. Box 15061 P. O. Box B-11
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33318S helly, ID 83274
(954) 742-9519 (800) 992-3866
4 Keep a copy of this letter so you can use it a second time.
Also keep EACH AND EVERY NAME AND ADDRESS SENT TO YOU as instructed
in #1. Then, send out more copies in about 6 months, but mail it
to the addresses you receive (your new mailing list) with each
dollar! It will work again, only much better!
Here are the addresses that you must send a dollar to with your
slip of paper requesting placement on their mailing list,
as instructed above:
1. Sam Michaels, P.O. Box 286, Warren, OH 44482
2. P. Syms, 14 Wheaton Grove, Scarborough, Ontario, M1J 3L5
3. N. Sesh, 19745 Northampton Drive, Saratoga, CA 95070
4. Greg Thompson 11833 E Idaho Dr Aurora Co 80012
5. Boxholder, P.O. Box 385205, Waikoloa, Hawaii 96738
6. COMPTROLER ENTERPRISES, P.O. Box 264 Mc Donald Tenn. 37353
THIS PLAN WILL NOT WORK UNLESS YOU SEND $1.00 TO EACH OF THE
ABOVE PERSONS AS DIRECTED.
How do the numbers work for potential income earnings?
Assume for the sake of example that you get a 7.5% return rate.
This is very conservative, my first attempt was about 9.5%,
and my second was over> 11%.
1. You send out 250 letters, and 18 people (250 x 7.5% = 18)
will send you
$1 each. $18.00
2. Those 18 send out 250 letters each, and 337 people
(18 x 250 = 4,500 x 7.5% = 337) send you $1 each. $337.00
3. Those 337 send out 250 letters each
(337 x 250 = 84,250 x 7.5% = 6,318), and 6,318 people send you
$1 each. $6,318.00
4. Those 6,318 send out 250 letters each
(6,318 x 50 = 1,579,500 x 7.5% = 118,462), and 118,462 people
send you $1 each. $118,462.00
5. Those 118,462 send out 250 letters each
(118,462 x 250 = 29,615,500 x 7.5% = 2,221,162), and 2,221,162
people send you $1 each. $2,221,162.00.
ADD 1 - 5 AND TOTAL AT $ 2,346,297.50
ALL THIS IS AT A 7.5% RETURN ON YOUR LETTERS.
THAT'S 18 REPLIES ON YOUR ORIGINAL 250 POSTINGS.
Some valuable, general suggestions:
1. DO NOT TRY AND CHEAT THIS PROCESS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL NOT
ACHIEVE THE DESIRED RESULTS.
2. The Internet is a very effective medium for exposing this
vehicle. However, pay attention to newsgroups, and avoid
posting this letter in the newsgroups where there are
a lot of upset people complaining about "spamming."
In another words, we are asking that you use common sense,
and have courtesy to others on the Internet.
This may be opposite of what many other similar postings may be
saying. Keep in mind that there are plenty of people out there
who believe and want this as much as you do.
3. Keep a positive frame of mind while engaging in this
process, and you will receive the amount of money you
desire.
4. In order to achieve maximum results DO NOT CHANGE THE
CONTENTS OF THIS LETTER.
However, you may edit applicable portions relating to Internet
when sending this letter via regular mail
5. When the money begins to arrive, it is a good gesture to
give 10% or more to your church or favorite charity with a
joyful spirit.
The Internet has proved to be a very quick and effective means
to reach millions of people with your message. This message
exemplifies a UNIVERSAL LAW OF ABUNDANCE that there is plenty
to go around for everyone.
You will not be hurting anyone and will be creating the
opportunity for those who read your message to benefit --
just as you will -- from the abundance that exits in this
universe.
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