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MAKE LEGAL MONEY

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From: COMPTROLER ENTERPRISES
Date: Mon, 03 Mar 1997 00:00
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Dear Friend,

Greetings!  I am a retired Attorney, and about two years ago a man 
came to me with a letter.  
The letter he brought me is basically the letterin your hands.  
He asked me to verify the fact that this letter was legal.  
I told him that I would review it and get back to him.  
When I first read the letter my new client brought me I thought it 
was some off-the-wall idea to make money  However, a week 
and-a-half later we met in my office to discuss the issue.  
I told him the letter he originally brought to me was not 100% 
legal. I suggested a few changes with which the letter would be 
100% legal.


 I was curious about this letter, and my client told me how this 
plan works and suggested that I give it a try.  
I thought it was a long shot and would be a waste of time, 
so I decided against participating.
However, before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated of 
his results.  About two months later he called me to tell me he 
had received over $800,000 in cash!!  
I didn't believe him, so he suggested that I try this idea and 
find out for myself.  I thought about it for a couple of days 
and decided that I didn't really have anything to lose, 
so I asked my client for a copy of the letter.  
I followed the instructions exactly, sent out 200 copies, and 
sure enough, the money started arriving!  It came slowly at first, 
but after 3 weeks, I was getting more mail than I could open in a 
day!  The money stopped coming after about three months.  
I kept a precise record of my earnings, 
and they totaled $968,498.00!!

 I was earning a good living as a lawyer, but anyone in the legal
profession, or even anyone who owns their own business will 
tell you, there is a lot of stress that comes with the job.  
I told myself that if things worked out, I would retire from my 
job and travel.  I decided to try the letter again, but this 
time I sent out 500 letters.  
Well, three months later, my earnings totaled $2,344,178.00!!!  
I just could not believe it.  I met with my former client 
(and now my friend) for lunch to find out how it worked.  
He told me there are quite a few similar letters going around.  
What made THIS ONE DIFFERENT WAS THE FACT THAT 6 ADDRESSES APPEAR 
ON THE LIST, AND NOT 5 LIKE MOST OF THE OTHERS.  
This fact alone results in your name being on far more returns.  
Of course I was thankful that he had shown this plan to me, but 
he was just as thankful that I had suggested the changes to ensure 
that this plan was legal since most people don't want to 
risk doing something illegal.

 I'll bet that by now you are curious to know the little 
change I suggested in my friend's original letter.  
Well, if you sent a letter like this out, to be legal you 
must actually sell a product or service if you expect to 
receive a dollar.  
I told my friend that anyone sending a dollar back to him 
must receive something in return.  
You have received this letter due to the participation of 
each of the 6 persons given below.  
This letter and the plan given within this letter are a 
"product" that you have received.  
Thus, you will be sending $1.00 to each of the 6 persons 
given below 
in exchange for receiving this letter and for asking them 
to provide 
the "service" of adding you on their mailing list.  

THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS A 100% LEGAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY 
WHICH IS COVERED IN TITLE 18, SECTION 1302 AND 1342 OF 
THE POSTAL AND LOTTERY LAWS.  

___________________________________________________________________

NOW, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE TRIED AND TRUE STEPS TO OBTAIN THE AMOUNT 
YOU DESIRE:

1 Immediately send a $1 dollar bill to each of the 6 people 
on the list below. Wrap this dollar in a note with the words: 
"Please put me on your mailing list." (Remember, in this way, 
you're not just sending a dollar to someone; you're paying for a 
legitimate service.)  Include your address.  
You do not need to include your name.  This is the key to the 
program!  Also, let each person know what number they are in 
your letter so he/she knows which cycle he is receiving the 
$1.00 from.  Make sure that you retain EVERY name and/or address 
sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, 
but do not discard the names and notes that people send to you.  
This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service, and should 
the I.R.S. or some other government agency question you, 
you can provide them with this proof!  Therefore, you will start 
a list of all the people who send you a dollar requesting to be 
added on a mailing list.  
Actually, you will want to safeguard this list because it can 
generate even better responses and much more money later!  
See step #4 below.

2 Remove the name next to the #1 on the list, and move the rest of 
the names up one position.  
Then place your name in the #6 spot. Thus, #6 becomes #5, #4 
becomes #3, etc., and YOU will be #6 on the list. 
DO NOT EDIT THIS LETTER ANYMORE BEYOND THIS POINT.  
When you are mailing this letter, you may edit the references 
to the Internet.

3 Post this letter in at least 250 newsgroups, I do 5 groups 
per post.
You can simply copy the contents of this letter and paste it to 
the newsgroups of your choice.


IMPORTANT NOTE:  Please pay attention to the newsgroups in which 
you post.  If there is an abundance of similar letters, you may 
want to seek another newsgroup.  
Thus, pay respect to the harmony of the newsgroup and use common 
sense.  There are plenty of newsgroups on the Internet. 
(I think there are close to 18,000 of them.)  ALSO, 
PLEASE POST IN APPROPRIATE GROUPS AND SPREAD YOUR POSTINGS OVER 
MANY DIFFERENT LOCAL & INTERNATIONAL AREAS (SPREAD THE WORD)!
For added success, you can also mail this letter as well, 
in addition to posting in newsgroups.  
Order 200 (or more) names from a mailing list company.  
Two that have been most effective for these names are:

        S.E. Mailing List               Advon Distributors
        P. O. Box 15061                 P. O. Box B-11
        Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33318S       helly, ID 83274
        (954) 742-9519                  (800) 992-3866

4 Keep a copy of this letter so you can use it a second time.  
Also keep EACH AND EVERY NAME AND ADDRESS SENT TO YOU as instructed 
in #1. Then, send out more copies in about 6 months, but mail it 
to the addresses you receive (your new mailing list) with each 
dollar!  It will work again, only much better!

Here are the addresses that you must send a dollar to with your 
slip of paper requesting placement on their mailing list, 
as instructed above:



   1.  Sam Michaels, P.O. Box 286, Warren, OH  44482

   2.  P.  Syms, 14 Wheaton Grove, Scarborough, Ontario, M1J 3L5

   3.  N. Sesh, 19745 Northampton Drive, Saratoga, CA 95070

   4.  Greg Thompson 11833 E Idaho Dr Aurora Co  80012

   5.  Boxholder, P.O. Box 385205, Waikoloa, Hawaii  96738                       
 
   6.  COMPTROLER ENTERPRISES, P.O. Box 264 Mc Donald Tenn. 37353 
  
   THIS PLAN WILL NOT WORK UNLESS YOU SEND $1.00   TO EACH OF THE 
   ABOVE PERSONS AS DIRECTED.  
       
   How do the numbers work for potential income earnings?    
   Assume for the sake of example that you get a 7.5% return rate.  
   This is very conservative, my first attempt was about 9.5%, 
   and my second was over> 11%.

   1.  You send out 250 letters, and 18 people (250 x 7.5% = 18) 
   will send you
   $1 each.   $18.00

   2.  Those 18 send out 250 letters each, and 337 people 
   (18 x 250 = 4,500 x 7.5% = 337) send you $1 each.   $337.00

   3.  Those 337 send out 250 letters each 
   (337 x 250 = 84,250 x 7.5% = 6,318), and 6,318 people send you 
   $1 each.  $6,318.00

   4.  Those 6,318 send out 250 letters each 
   (6,318 x 50 = 1,579,500 x 7.5% = 118,462), and 118,462 people 
   send you $1 each. $118,462.00

   5.  Those 118,462 send out 250 letters each 
   (118,462 x 250 = 29,615,500 x 7.5% = 2,221,162), and 2,221,162 
   people send you $1 each. $2,221,162.00.

               ADD 1 - 5 AND TOTAL AT $ 2,346,297.50

   ALL THIS IS AT A 7.5% RETURN ON YOUR LETTERS. 
   THAT'S 18 REPLIES ON YOUR ORIGINAL 250 POSTINGS.

   Some valuable, general suggestions:
   1.  DO NOT TRY AND CHEAT THIS PROCESS.  IF YOU DO, YOU WILL NOT
   ACHIEVE THE DESIRED RESULTS.
   2.  The Internet is a very effective medium for exposing this 
   vehicle. However, pay attention to newsgroups, and avoid 
   posting this letter in the newsgroups where there are 
   a lot of upset people complaining about "spamming."  
   In another words, we are asking that you use common sense,
   and have courtesy to others on the Internet. 
   This may be opposite of what many other similar postings may be 
   saying.  Keep in mind that there are plenty of people out there 
   who believe and want this as much as you do.
   3.  Keep a positive frame of mind while engaging in this 
   process, and you will receive the amount of money you 
   desire.
   4.  In order to achieve maximum results DO NOT CHANGE THE 
   CONTENTS OF THIS LETTER.  
   However, you may edit applicable portions relating to Internet 
   when sending this letter via regular mail
   5.  When the money begins to arrive, it is a good gesture to 
   give 10% or more to your church or favorite charity with a 
   joyful spirit.
   The Internet has proved to be a very quick and effective means 
   to reach millions of people with your message.  This message 
   exemplifies a UNIVERSAL LAW OF ABUNDANCE that there is plenty 
   to go around for everyone.  
   You will not be hurting anyone and will be creating the 
   opportunity for those who read your message to benefit -- 
   just as you will -- from the abundance that exits in this 
   universe.
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From: COMPTROLER ENTERPRISES <COMPTROLER@Juno.com>
Subject: MAKE LEGAL MONEY
Date: 1997/03/03
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