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Article #1577CASH IS KING!
From: Plmjmm
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 00:00
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 00:00
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NEED MONEY FAST? READ THIS!!!!!!
TURN ONLY $5.00 INTO THOUSANDS ($50,000.00+). IT REALLY WORKS!!!
PLEASE READ THIS!!!
Taking five minutes to read this may be one of the best
decisions you ever made.
If you want or need money fast, please read this!
Last year I saw an article posted in an Internet Newsgroup. It
promised fast money with only a five dollar investment. Thinking
that I had nothing to loose (only $5.00) I followed the instructions
step by step and made $26,789.00 IN SIX WEEKS!.I am not lying, this
will happen to you if you follow the following three steps.
This is a perfectly legimitate investment opportunity. You invest
$5.00 and receive a return on your investment. So does the next
investor. THIS IS NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER, AND IT IS
PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE!!
The procedure is very simple:
STEP 1:
Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper with the
words; "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". By stating that you
want to be added to a mailing list, you are creating a needed
service, thus making it perfectly legal. Fold a $1.00 bill in each
of the pieces of paper (VERY IMPORTANT, OTHERWISE IT MAY "GET LOST"
IN THE MAIL") and mail them to the following five addresses:
1) ED MADDOX , 12005 DEWEY RD., WHEATON , MD 20906 USA
2) THE TEK SHOP, P.O. BOX 185, LAC LA BICHE, AB, CANADA T0A 2C0
3) B.E. Wilson 726 Scarlet Oak Ct. Monroe, Michigan 48162
4) Peter Mehl, 211 So. 13th Street Moorhead, MN 56560
5) PJMMI, P.O. Box 9621 Fargo, ND 58106
STEP 2:
Now remove the first name on the list, move the other 4 names up (5
becomes 4, 4 becomes 3, 3 becomes 2, etc...) and put your name and
address as number 5 on the list. You can do this by re-typing this
article or simply editing and re-posting it in this and other
newsgroups. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DO IT IN THIS FASHION,
OTHERWISE YOU WILL RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE INCLUDING
YOURSELF!! IF YOU > ARE GOING TO TAKE THE TIME TO
DO THIS, DO IT RIGHT. BELIEVE ME IT > WILL BE WORTH IT!
STEP 3:
Post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. THE MORE
NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IT TO, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!!! (There
are 17,000 newsgroups). Set a goal to post to 40/50 newsgroups a day
so that you will post to as many newsgroups as you can. Remember,
post to AT LEAST 200 newsgroups.
CONGRATULATIONS:
You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
receiving $1.00 returns by mail within a week or two, by week four
you will not know what to do with all the mail. You may want to rent
a P.O. Box to handle all the volume.
If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as
"The Manager", or "The Investor", but make sure your address is
correct!
NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!
Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies.
YES, only five replies. Each with a $1.00 bill enclosed. You make
$5.00 for every 200 postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.
Each person who sent you $1.00, now also posts to 200 newsgroups,
WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1,000 postings(5 X 200). On
average therefore, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
number 4. You make $50. (NOTICE THAT YOU ALREADY MADE UP YOUR
INVESTMENT TENFOLD)
Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each, WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
3, or 10,000 postings (50 X 200). Your average return will be 500
new agents sending you $1.00 = $500. They make 200 postings each
WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2, which equals 100,000 postings (500 X
200), which means 5,000 returns = $5,000.
Finally, 5,000 new agents make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT
NUMBER 1! THAT'S 1,000,000 POSTINGS NATIONWIDE, DAY IN
AND DAY OUT! You will get a return of $50,000.00 before your name
drops of the list. AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE ONLY MAKES
TWO HUNDRED POSTINGS. IMAGINE
IF YOU MADE 400 POSTINGS! Total income in one cycle = $55,500.00.
From time to time when your name is no longer on the list, you take
the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, and start
all over again. THAT'S WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT THIS. YOU CAN DO IT
MANY TIMES OVER!
Let's review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST
FACTORS ARE 5 STAMPS, 5 ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1.00 BILLS. Anyone can
afford five dollars to put into such an effortless investment with
such SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
Some people have said, "What happens if the scheme is played out and
no one sends money?" Even though the chances of this happening are
ZERO. BIG DEAL! You lost $5.00. You will spend at least $5.00
today on whatever. Might as well give this a try. IT REALLY
WORKS!!! I TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE!
Do you realize how many Internet users there are? Do you realize how
many times this investment can be utilized with different people on
the list?
THERE ARE NOT HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF
THOUSANDS OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!
Remember, read the instructions carefully, and play fairly! That is
the only way that this will work. Get a printout so you can refer
back to this article easily, and to keep tabs of the order on the
list!
Try to keep an eye of different newsgroups to where you posted to
see how the list is going, and to make sure everyone is playing fairly.
YOU WILL NOT REGRET DOING THIS!
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