🚀 go-pugleaf

Yeah, life really sucks alright, but you have to keep
that little bit of good humor in you on the surface.
My buddy Fred and I who have suffered with the best of
you, have decided to start an online club for those who
are truly worthy of the name *asshole*.  What's this?
A club for assholes?  
   Yes, and if your life so far is full of the stuff
that real assholes are made of, you too can find the
kind of brotherhood and comfort that sharing your
misery with us and fellow club members can bring.
  For starters, drop me an e-mail and I will send you
a letter outlining the objectives of the club, its
benefits and potential.  Our current motto:
  "Since I've given up hope, I feel much better"
Thanks for reading, Bill W. and Fred A.