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Turn $5 into Thousands and Thousands of DOLLARS!

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From: San Do
Date: Sun, 07 Jul 1996 00:00
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Schemes".  But enough to pay off your death and whose knows, you could
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>be test drive the new Mercedes in the next three months. If you too
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>eager to read what this about then go right to the Instruction section
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>bottom of this article.
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>READ ON.
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>Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take
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>two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
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>some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,
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>ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off
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>those bill collectors.  So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or
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>a glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to
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>this interesting, exciting find!
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>(If you're reading this on-line, I suggest that you quickly
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>download it to your hard drive FIRST, just in case some do-gooder
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>takes it off the news board.  You can always read it with a text
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>editor, like Windows Notepad.  Also, you will find this copy on
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>your disk to be most useful, as you will later see.  Just use the
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>File: Save As command.)
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>Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT!  That's right!  I
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>found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes
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>like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing
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>scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever.  I have tried
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>every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years.
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>I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money
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>(more like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for
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>money!').  Well,  when I was a teenager,  these claims to 'get me
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>rich quick' sounded irresistible!  I would shell out $14.95 here,
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>$29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed
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>out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...   I was desperate for
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>money!!  So, I gave them all a chance but failed at every one of
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>them!  Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me.
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>Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got
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>the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can smell a money scam
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>from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could
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>sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!
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>..I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!
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>I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET
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>CASH FAST!!  I thought... "Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just
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>have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."  The
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>article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE
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>PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I
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>thought about it, the more I became very curious.  Why?  Because
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>of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE
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>DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY.... EVER!!
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>Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but
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>it was possible.  I figured that I could at least get a return of
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>$1,000 or so.  So I did it!!  As per the instructions in the
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>article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a
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>single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
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>was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
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>dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed
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>the first position name of the five names listed and moved
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>everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
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>the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took
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>this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
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>ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT
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>I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come in... prepared to
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>maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....
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>But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!
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>I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from
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>people all over the world - Most from the U.S., but some from
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>Canada, even some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!
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>So how much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000?  Not even!!!
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>I received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!
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>I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to
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>this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So
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>maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT
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>COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow
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>through and repost this article everywhere you can think of!
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>The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash will
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>arrive in your very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to pass
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>up!!!
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>Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only cost
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>factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one
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>dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail
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>(US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the article
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>(WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you
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>can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run
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>if you like! :o)  ) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up
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>your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to put into such an easy
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>effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF
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>$15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So HOLD OFF ON THOSE
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>LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT
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>FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY
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>MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!!  YOU CAN'T LOSE!!
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>So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully provided
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>the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to
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>easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.  SO, ARE
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>YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!??  HERE WE GO!!!
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>*** (THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE.) ***
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>OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information, if
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>you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.  (Not
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>that it's difficult or anything.)
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>INSTRUCTIONS:
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>1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please
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>add my name to your list".  This creates a service out of this
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>money making system and thus making it completely legal.  You are
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>not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one
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>dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your name
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>and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is completely
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>legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name
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>was in:  "You were in slot 3", just to add a little fun!  This is
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>all about having fun and making money at the same time!
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>2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill, (no checks
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>or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its
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>way to the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around
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>the bill will ensure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS
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>IMPORTANT!!  (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail delivery person
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>may see what's inside and start helping himself to all the
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>thousands of envelopes arriving!)
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>3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
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>TO YOUR MAILBOX.  Look at the list of five people;  remove the
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>first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
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>one slot on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
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>position 1 slot,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
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>be 3, 5 will be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
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>COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.
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>4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
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>bulletin boards' message areas & file sections as possible.  Give
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>a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
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>"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR
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>DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you will
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>make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
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>make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND
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>BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING
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>SYSTEM!!!  You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for
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>the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings
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>or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the
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>file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the people to
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>receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That way
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>they get a copy of the article right on their computer without
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>hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu.
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>DON'T ALTER THE FILE TYPE, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The
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>best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's
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>Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95.  (Do NOT use
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>the WordWrap option.  It will screw the margins up!) If the margins
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>look right without making the screen slide left or right when at
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>the ends of the sentences, you're in business!
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>5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
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>or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,
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>tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
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>GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are
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>simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
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>yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for
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>help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for
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>GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description
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>under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT
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>'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
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>text file, i.e. CASH.TXT, and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place
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>a one line statement in the main body section of the message post
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>screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
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>arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.  Just
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>make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something
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>like... "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two
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>days!"  You'll never get ANY responses!
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>6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
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>BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
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>start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
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>MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
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>out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
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>when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
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>7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
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>special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
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>(or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget.
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>ENJOY LIFE!
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>8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate
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>this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
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>originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
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>Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
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>when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN
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>ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!
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>9.  (This step added by Ken Korbel).  Hello, This is exciting
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>isn't it?!  While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please
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>include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I
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>will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money
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>you will receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a
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>selfish jerk... I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a
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>touch easier and cheaper, too!  After I drop off the list, I can
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>no longer offer you this advice, obviously, but maybe someone else
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>who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name on this
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>step number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it will
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>definitely pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!
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>******************************************************************
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>THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
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>******************************************************************
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>*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
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>*  1. Eric Volkert
>*      5200 Creasy Springs Road
>*      Columbia, MO 65202
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>*  2.  Steve Harrington
>*       1855 N. Paradise Cove
>*       Morris,  IL  60450
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>*  3.  Dave Kozlowski
>*       20420 Whitefence Ct.
>*       Frankfort,  IL  60423
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>*   4. Ken Korbel
>*       17961 Rosita St.
>*       Encino,  CA  91316
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>*   5. James Do
        56 Albion Street
        Lowell, MA 01850
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>                -IT REEEEEEEALY WORKS-
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>please post this on your local bbs, or where ever possible.
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Subject: Turn $5 into Thousands and Thousands of DOLLARS!
Date: 1996/07/07
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