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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
  second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
 nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron"
 The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He
 looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other
 club
 away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He
 is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a
 lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides
 to
 take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the
 man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole
 in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end
 of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks
 the  frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go
 to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says,
 "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
 " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black
  6."
 Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the
 man
 figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across
 them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
 hotel.
 He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
 You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
 replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog

 did
 for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
 gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl
 ended up in my room."
 The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
 everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
 luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
 five other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
 something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is
 not broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes