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TRY THIS IF YOU ARE BROKE.

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From: omm'A Givens
Date: Tue, 04 Jun 1996 00:00
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<strong>From          </strong> <A
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D Larsen)
<strong>Organization  </strong> Netcom
<strong>Date          </strong> 8 May 1996 02:49:46 GMT
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Chris Thompson here.  <strong>THIS</strong> REALLY DOES WORK!!!!
It only cost me the postage and $5.

READ ON.


Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take
two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,
ready to do almost anything to <strong>get</strong> the
<strong>money</strong> needed to pay
off
those bill collectors.  So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or
a glass of your favorite beverage, <strong>get</strong> comfortable
and listen to
<strong>this</strong> interesting, exciting find!

(If you're reading <strong>this</strong> on-line, I suggest that you
quickly
download it to your hard drive FIRST, just in case some do-gooder
takes it off the news board.  You can always read it with a text
editor, like Windows Notepad.  Also, you will find
<strong>this</strong> copy on
your disk to be most useful, as you will later see.  Just use the
File: Save As command.)

Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT!  That's right!  I
found it! And I HATE <strong>GET</strong> RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate
those schemes
like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing
scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever.  I have tried
every darn <strong>get</strong> rich quick scheme out there over the
past 12 years.
I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make
<strong>money</strong>
(more like 'desperate stupid people who will <strong>try</strong>
anything for
<strong>money</strong>!').  Well,  when I was a teenager,  these
claims to
'<strong>get</strong> me
rich quick' sounded irresistible!  I would shell out $14.95 here,
$29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed
out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...   I was desperate for
<strong>money</strong>!!  So, I gave them all a chance but failed at
every one of
them!  Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me.
Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got
the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can smell a
<strong>money</strong> scam
from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could
sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!

...I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!

I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
<strong>GET</strong>
CASH <strong>FAST</strong>!!  I thought... "Here on the Internet??
Well, I'll just
have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."  The
article described a <strong>way</strong> to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO
ONLY FIVE
PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I
thought about it, the more I became very curious.  Why?  Because
of the <strong>way</strong> it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST
ME FIVE
DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY.... EVER!!

Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but
it was possible.  I figured that I could at least <strong>get</strong>
a return of
$1,000 or so.  So I did it!!  As per the instructions in the
article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a
single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed
the first position name of the five names listed and moved
everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
the list.  <strong>This</strong> is how the <strong>money</strong>
starts rolling in!  I then took
<strong>this</strong> revised article now with my name on the list and
REPOSTED IT
ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS
THAT
I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the <strong>money</strong> come in...
prepared to
maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....

But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!
I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from
people all over the world - Most from the U.S., but some from
Canada, even some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!
So how much did I <strong>get</strong> in total return?  $1000? $5000?
Not even!!!
I received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!

I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to
<strong>this</strong>!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it
again!!! So
maybe it was possible to <strong>get</strong> $50,000 in cash, I don't
know, but IT
COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow
through and repost <strong>this</strong> article everywhere you can
think of!
The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash will
arrive in your very own mailbox!!  It's just too <strong>easy</strong>
to pass
up!!!

Let's review the reasons why you should do <strong>this</strong>:  The
only cost
factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one
dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail
(US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the article
(WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you
can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run
if you like! :o)  ) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up
your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to put into such an
<strong>easy</strong>
effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF
$15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So HOLD OFF ON THOSE
LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT
FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN <strong>THIS</strong>
AMAZING
<strong>MONEY</strong>
MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!!  YOU CAN'T LOSE!!

So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully provided
the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to
easily <strong>get</strong> <strong>this</strong> underway and
<strong>get</strong> your
cash on its <strong>way</strong>.  SO, ARE
YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!??  HERE WE GO!!!

*** (THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF <strong>THIS</strong>
ARTICLE.) ***

OK,  Read <strong>this</strong> carefully.  <strong>Get</strong> a
printout of
<strong>this</strong> information, if
you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.  (Not
that it's difficult or anything.)

INSTRUCTIONS:

1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please
add my name to your list".  <strong>This</strong> creates a service
out of <strong>this</strong>
<strong>money</strong> making system and thus making it completely
legal.  You are
not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one
dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your name
and address.  I assure you that,  again,  <strong>this</strong> is
completely
legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name
was in:  "You were in slot 3", just to add a little fun!
<strong>This</strong> is
all about having fun and making <strong>money</strong> at the same
time!

2.  Now fold <strong>this</strong> sheet of paper around a dollar
bill, (no checks
or <strong>money</strong> orders), and put them into an envelope and
send it on its
<strong>way</strong> to the five people listed.  The folding of the
paper around
the bill will ensure its arrival to its recipient.
<strong>THIS</strong> STEP IS
IMPORTANT!!  (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail delivery person
may see what's inside and start helping himself to all the
thousands of envelopes arriving!)

3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you <strong>get</strong> YOUR
<strong>MONEY</strong> COMING
TO YOUR MAILBOX.  Look at the list of five people;  remove the
first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
one slot on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
position 1 slot,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
be 3, 5 will be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.

4.  Now upload <strong>this</strong> updated file to as many
newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas &amp; file sections as possible.  Give
a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
"NEED <strong>FAST</strong> CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY
OFF
YOUR
DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more <strong>money</strong>
you will
make, and of course, the more <strong>money</strong> the others on the
list will
make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND
BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO <strong>THIS</strong> PROFITABLE
&amp;
AMAZING
SYSTEM!!!  You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for
the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings
or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the
file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the people to
receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That
<strong>way</strong>
they <strong>get</strong> a copy of the article right on their
computer without
hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu.
DON'T ALTER THE FILE TYPE, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The
best test is to be able to view <strong>this</strong> file using
Microsoft's
Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95.  (Do NOT use
the WordWrap option.  It will screw the margins up!) If the margins
look right without making the screen slide left or right when at
the ends of the sentences, you're in business!

5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,
tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
GLAD TO HELP.  I would <strong>try</strong> to describe how to do it
but there are
simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for
help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for
GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description
under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT
'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
text file, i.e. CASH.TXT, and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place
a one line statement in the main body section of the message post
screen. Something like "Download <strong>this</strong> to read how to
<strong>get</strong>
cash
arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.  Just
make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something
like... "<strong>Get</strong> one million dollars flooding in your
mailbox in two
days!"  You'll never <strong>get</strong> ANY responses!

6.  And <strong>this</strong> is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND
ENJOY LIFE
BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS <strong>WAY</strong>!!  Expect to see a little
<strong>money</strong>
start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 &amp; 4, THE
<strong>MONEY</strong> STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to
do is take
it
out of the mailbox and <strong>try</strong> not to scream too loud
(outside anyway)
when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then <strong>get</strong>
that something
special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
(or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget.
ENJOY LIFE!

8.  Now when you <strong>get</strong> low on <strong>this</strong>
<strong>money</strong> supply,  simply re-activate
<strong>this</strong> file again; Reposting it in the old places where
you
originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
Don't ever lose <strong>this</strong> file, always keep a copy at your
reach for
when you ever need cash.  <strong>THIS</strong> IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL
THAT YOU
CAN
ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!

9.  (<strong>This</strong> step added by Charles Reiley).  Hello,
<strong>This</strong> is
exciting
isn't it?!  While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please
include extra <strong>money</strong> tips" with your name &amp; E-MAIL
address, and I
will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the
<strong>money</strong>
you will receive with <strong>this</strong> plan. Why?... Why not? I'm
not a
selfish jerk... I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a
touch easier and cheaper, too!  After I drop off the list, I can
no longer offer you <strong>this</strong> advice, obviously, but maybe
someone else
who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name on
<strong>this</strong>
step number 9. Good luck and give <strong>this</strong> plan your all,
it will
definitely pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!

******************************************************************
******************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
******************************************************************
*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES <strong>THIS</strong> PROGRAM
SUCCESSFUL!!!
*
*
*
*
*  1. David Maxwell
*     1747 Stonybrook Ln.
*     Brunswick, OH  44212
*
*  2. John F. Bourgeois
*     3043 New Oak Lane
*     Bowie, MD  20716
*
*  3. Christopher Thompson
*     23 Haslewood Road
*     Newton Aycliffe
*     County Durham
*     England (UK)
*     DL5 4XF
*
*  4. omm'A Givens
*     316 West 3rd Street
*     Aberdeen WA. 98520
*
*  5. Sandy Larsen
*     c/o Trish Lowther
*     1174 North 1015 West
*     Orem, UT 84057  (USA)
*
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NOTES:

<strong>Try</strong> to keep a list of everyone that sends you a
dollar and always
keep an eye on the local postings of <strong>this</strong> file...
Just to make
sure that everyone is playing the game fairly.  You know where your
name should be.....

AGAIN,  HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON
<strong>THIS</strong> PLAN.

-Mike Dotson, Boulder, CO



*** By the <strong>way</strong>, if you <strong>try</strong> to
deceive people by posting the
messages with your name in the list and not sending the
<strong>money</strong> to
the people already included, you will not <strong>get</strong> much. I
know someone
who did <strong>this</strong> and only got about $150 (and that's
after two months).
Then he sent the 5 bills, people added him to their lists, and in
4-5 weeks he had over $10,000!  (All the lists are re-distributed
as soon as the <strong>money</strong> is received.)



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