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$$GET RICH$$

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From: Yuke
Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1997 00:00
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$$COULD YOU USE A LOTTA XTRA CASH?$$

 IT CAN AND DOES HAPPEN!!
 
 Taking 5 minutes to read what follows can change your life:
 
 HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND ON LOTTERIES?  AND HOW POOR ARE THE ODDS?
 HOW MUCH DOES $5 BUY AT MCDONALD'S?  AND DO YOU REALLY ENJOY
IT?
 HOW MUCH DOES ONE MAGAZINE COST?  MORE THAN THIS DOES MOST
LIKELY...

Hello!
 I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take just
five minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some
 serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready to do
 almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill
 collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of your
 favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting,
 exciting find!
    Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!. I
 found it! 
    I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
 GET CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just
 have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The
 article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE
 AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I thought
 about it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the way it
 worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE
 STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!
 
    Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but
 it was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000
 or so.  So I did it!! 
 I then took this revised article now with my name on the list and
 REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
 MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come
 in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....
 But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!  I
 knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people
 all over the world!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how much did I
 get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of
 $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!
 
  If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why
 the same shouldn't happen to you!  This is a legitimate
 investment opportunity.  You invest $5, and you receive a
 return on your investment.  So does the next investor.  NOT
 ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER- PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE.
 
 *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***
 
 The procedure is simple:
 
 1) Write your name and address on 5 sheets of paper.
    Below that, write the words, "Please add me to your
    mailing list." Fold $1 note  in each piece of paper and 
    mail them to the 5 addresses at the end. 
 
 2) Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other
    four names up.  In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on.
    Put your name as the fifth one on the list.   Use a simple
    text editor such as Notepad, in your  "accessories" window
    (If you have MS-Windows), or DOS editor.  In fact, any
    editor will do.
 
 3) Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups.  There are
    17,000, so it shouldn't be hard to find that many.  Try
    posting to as many newsgroups as you can,  and the bigger
    the newsgroup is, the more people are sure to see your message!
 
   You are now in the mail order investment business, and
   should start seeing returns within a week or two.  Of course,
   the more newsgroups you post to, the greater your return is.
   If you wish to remain anonymous, you may use a pseudonym,
   call yourself "The Manager", "The Boss", whatever but make
   sure your address is correct.
 
 Now, here is why the system works:
 
 -Of every 200 posts I made, I received 5 responses.  Yes,
 only 5.  You make $5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5.
 
 -Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional
 postings with your name at #4.  ie. 1000 postings.  On average
 therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at #4.
 $50.
 
 -Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at
 #3 or 10,000 postings.  Average return 500 people = $500.
 They make 200 postings each with your name at #2=100,000
 postings=5000 return at $1 each=$5000.
 
 -Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at
 #1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops
 off the list.  AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 200
 POSTINGS!  Total income in one cycle=$55,000.
 
 From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the
 list, take the latest posting that appears in the newsgroups,
 and send out another $5, and put your name at #5, and start
 posting again.  Remember, 200 postings is only a guideline.
 The more you post, the greater the return.
 
 Let's review why you should do this.  THE ONLY COST IS $5, AND
 5 STAMPS, AND 5 ENVELOPES.  Anyone can afford $5 for such an
 effortless investment with such SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
 
 Some people have said to me, "What happens if the scheme is
 played out and no one sends me any money?"  Big Deal, so you
 lose $5-but what are the chances of that happening??  Do you
 think that NOBODY cares about a LEGAL chance of making such
 BIG money as $50,000.00????  And all for a microscopic
 investment of five separate dollars?  Just think of all of
 the new Internet users that join the net every day!!!
 
 There are millions of internet users, and millions of new
 net surfers every month!  This is the great plus of the
 Internet, people all over the world can hear you and will
 listen carefully if you talk reasonably.  Everyone will take
 that chance!  I agree, if it wasn't the Internet, and was a
 small circle of people, the chance wouldn't have been so
 small.  The amount of money had to be 200 times bigger, and
 the chances were zero.  It wouldn't succeed.
 
 But here, on the Internet, it is a giant village, where
 thousands of new members join every day!  You CAN'T lose!!!
 
 Remember- read the instructions carefully, and play fairly.
 That's the only way this will work.  Get a printout so you
 can refer back to this article easily.
 
 Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and
 always keep an eye on the postings to make sure everyone is
 playing fairly.  You know where your name should be.
 
 GOOD LUCK FOR YOU ALL, and remember, play fair and you'll
 win, I don't want to mention what might happen to those who
 won't.   AND AGAIN, SEE YOU NEXT TIME WITH SOMETHING YOU'VE
 WANTED FOR A LONG TIME!!!

 ******************************************************************
 ******************************************************************
 THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
 ******************************************************************
       HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
  
  
  
  
 1.  Olivier Arcadipane
     237 rue Francois Andre
     7390 Quaregnon    BELGIUM
 
 2.  BJ Connolly
     34 Nottawasaga Crescent,
     Brampton, Ontario,
     Canada, L6Z-1B9
 
 3.  Peter Lamoure
     18955 Ridgeview Circle
     Villa Park,  Ca 92961  USA

 4.  Ralph Sutton
     1769 Antero Dr.
     Longmont, Co  80501 USA

 5. Yuki Nakajima
     1-7-3-206 Nukui
     Nerima-ku Tokyo
     176 Japan
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From: Yuke <faye@interwave.or.jp>
Subject: $$GET RICH$$
Date: 1997/01/10
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