🚀 go-pugleaf

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the
Pope
was on the same flight.  "This is exciting," thought the gentleman.
"I've
always been a big fan of the Pope.  Perhaps I'll be able to see him in
person."  Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next
to
him for the flight.  Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the
Pontiff.
 
Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle.  "This is
fantastic," 
thought the gentleman.  "I'm really good at crosswords.  Perhaps, if
the
Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."  Almost immediately,
the
Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a
four
letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?"
 
Only one word leapt to mind... "My goodness," thought the gentleman,
"I
can't tell the Pope that.  There must be another." The gentleman
thought
for quite a while, then it hit him.  Turning to the pope, the
gentleman
said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'." 
 
"Fuck," said the Pope.  "Do you have an eraser?"