🚀 go-pugleaf

well I thought it was funny!! *grin*.

On Sat, 21 Feb 1998 05:22:24 GMT, Tictac_uk@hotmail.com wrote:

>A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the
>Pope
>was on the same flight.  "This is exciting," thought the gentleman.
>"I've
>always been a big fan of the Pope.  Perhaps I'll be able to see him in
>person."  Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next
>to
>him for the flight.  Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the
>Pontiff.
> 
>Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle.  "This is
>fantastic," 
>thought the gentleman.  "I'm really good at crosswords.  Perhaps, if
>the
>Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."  Almost immediately,
>the
>Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a
>four
>letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?"
> 
>Only one word leapt to mind... "My goodness," thought the gentleman,
>"I
>can't tell the Pope that.  There must be another." The gentleman
>thought
>for quite a while, then it hit him.  Turning to the pope, the
>gentleman
>said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'." 
> 
>"Fuck," said the Pope.  "Do you have an eraser?" 
>