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On voice com B-zerkER892, room blue-1278Ulevel9 citizen Rich-B-MoreNU 3 of
Database complex (richard.mauren@data-base.com) queried:
                                                     

> I know this is slightly off topic ... but ...

Computer: Yes citizen? Spit it out the computer is your friend!

> .........  And why should I do that?

What is your security clearence citizen?

Rich-B-MoreNU 3 inserts his identification card with the name
"Richard MA-U-REN" on it. Some of the white spray paint peels of
as its incerted into the slot from which the great computer beems.

There is scilence as sweat dribbles down Rich's forhead onto the hastily
tied white sheet he wears around his sholders...

The card slides out, and Rich quickly grabbs it.

Computer: Citizen Rich-B-MoreNU 3 please report to termination boot B-9757c
          immeadiatly for termination. Have a nice day citizen!

Rich's eyes go wide, he types in the code he was given earlier with his
sweatty hands. "Uhh. Uhh, computer, I bealeave you have made a mistake
my name is Richard MA-U-REN."

Computer: No, citizen Rich-B-MoreNU 3, the computer does not make mistakes,
          Such words are treason. Please report to termination boot B-9757c
          immeadiatly for termination.

Rich pound franticly at the terminal typing in the code again and again.
Two very large white scaled creatures with long tails, claws and wings
forcefully grab Rich-B-MoreNU 3 and hauls him off for termination.

Citizen Jon MA-R-TIN who has been watching from the the whole episode says
to the terminal, "Computer I would like to report that I just saw two
large..."

The Computer interupts him: Citizen Jon MA-R-TIN 1 you must be suffering
           from a delusional episode, please report to room R-23 for
           mental adjustmnet. Have a nice day citizen.

Jon scurries quick yout of the blue section to room R-23, not questioning
his good luck.

The computer is your friend.

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