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Re: Protect Yourself!

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From: Midnight Tree Bandit
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 1996 00:00
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Sometime in the last week or so, "MA. Elliott" scrawled:

>Protect yourself -

>Portable jogging nukes. Easily concealed in your pants, or around your thighs.
>Anyone messing with you and Blam! bye bye!
>Only $29.99 order now!

Hey look, Alien!  Finally, those nukes we were looking for, and well within
out price range!  Now we can get two to bomb AOL headquarters, not just one.

Where do we sign up?

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From: mtbandit@io.com (Midnight Tree Bandit)
Subject: Re: Protect Yourself!
Date: 1996/02/24
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