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2 total messages Started by Sister Mary Crewcut Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:46
The Blow Job Demon Of Hell!
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Author: Sister Mary Crewcut
Date: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:46
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    Hello there Sister Creewcut here,

    I know you all want to kill yourselves but it may be beneficial if some
of you at least pause for moment before jumping off that stool and falling
to your fate.

    If you end you life then you will go to Hell and three you may meet a
demon who will run up to you and grab hold of your penis in it's right hand
and then grabbing hold of your balls in a painful vice like grip this demon
places his maggot ridden slimy huge mouth over the tip of it and then blows
for all he is worth and you are suddenly filled up with excruciating pain as
your penis and balls explode and splatter all over the damp red walls of
Hell.

The Satan The Devil will appear and tell you that you have met; The Blow Job
Demon Of Hell!!!

    Then a ring of seven harlequin's will circle your body as it wriggles on
the floor in pain and these red glowing eyed clown hatted frilly collared
entities will all cry out together;

    You killed yourself!
    You are now in Hell!
    So to punish you!
    The Blow Job Demon has given a blow job to you!
    And now he has!
    Your bollics are turning black and blue!

    And there you will stay and suffer this torment for all eternity!

    Yours in God and Jesus!
    Sister Mary Crewcut!
Re: The Blow Job Demon Of Hell!
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Author: earthwaterfireair
Date: Mon, 04 Mar 2013 06:38
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" If you end you life then you will go to Hell and three you may meet a
demon who will run up to you and grab hold of your penis in it's right hand
and then grabbing hold of your balls in a painful vice like grip this demon
places his maggot ridden slimy huge mouth over the tip of it and then blows
for all he is worth and you are suddenly filled up with excruciating pain as
your penis and balls explode and splatter all over the damp red walls of
Hell."

strangely this got me kinda aroused...
where do i sign up?

too damn bad this sister mary "personality" is most likely a 50 year old dude..

..otherwise it sounds like underneath she's really lookin for a good squirtin..
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