Satan's Snot Net!

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2 total messages Started by Sister Mary Crewcut Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:22

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Author: Sister Mary Crewcut
Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:22

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Hello there Sister Mary Crewcut here,

    How many of you know about the terrible torments that await you down in
Hell once you've selfishly killed yourselves?

    For there is a Hell and be assured that it is a very hot place where
devil's and hob-goblin's and harlequin's patrol it's many caves and caverns
searching out the damned souls to torture.

    One of the many punishments they might meat out to you is; Satan's Snot
Net!

    This is a huge green net which is spun by Satan The Devil's snot Spider
and it flies through the air and once it sights a damned soul of a suicide
it drop right onto them covering them in a coating of thick green spiders
sent which sticks to the eyes, ears, and mouth rendering the victim
helpless.

    This is then followed up by the green snot spider who runs up to the
victim and bites their genitals off.

    So remember don't kill yourself or YOU TOO! will end up in Hell with;
Satan's Snot Net!!!

    Yours in God and Jesus!

    Sister Mary Crewcut!

Re: Satan's Snot Net!

#77

Author: moronsbegone
Date: Mon, 23 May 2011 21:49

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Sister Mary is a COCK STARVED Thunder Cunt licking Lezzy. 
Spreading theee most dreaded mental disorder of mankind, 
RELIGION.
Take your Jesus, God and holy saints and stick them up your Twat
sister. Wile your at it, CTB. Please.



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