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Started by Sister Mary Crewcut
Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:38
Satan's Spitoon!
Author: Sister Mary Crewcut
Date: Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:38
Date: Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:38
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Hello Sister Mary Crewcut here again,
Just thought I'd let you all know that down in Hell there is a pub where
all the devil's, demon's and hob-Goblin's all go after they have been
torturing the damned souls of self murdering suicides.
It is call The Devil's Horns! And it has a bar where the devil's all
drink their ale out of huge glasses and down at the bottom of the bar there
is a spittoon where every so often the devil's and demon's spit and quite
often they will place one of the damned souls inside the spittoon so that by
the end of the night they are completely covered from head to toe with spit.
so remember don't kill yourselves or YOU TOO! are going to finish up in;
The Devil's Spittoon!!!
Yours in God and Jesus!
Sister Mary Crewcut!
Re: Satan's Spitoon!
Author: Helper
Date: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:16
Date: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:16
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Jesus and God won't help you, in fact . . .they are a problem. The only thing that can help or direct you (not cure you) is that; You have to breathe deeper and fill your lungs completely, and explore new worlds or cultures. If you think you have seen everything on planet earth, then you are mistaken. You will not hold it for possible; what full breathing can do really you have no idea. All you need is 1 very little impulse of discipline to start your breathing in bed. When you do this and breath deep then after a few sessions (it will become easier because the first effect gives you a peace so profound that you will never forget it so just shut the fuck up and try it you whining whimp come on ! :) ) things will happen you would never have imagined, truly. I said it will direct you, but the surprise element is that you will automatically cure yourself yes automatically. I cannot explain it to you now while you are "in the hell" but there is a logic and if you want to be happy you have to reflect on this breathing thing, which means NOT listening to me. "Sister Mary Crewcut" <sistercrewcut@sabbo.com> schreef in bericht news:0OqdnffnHYPvfmnUnZ2dnUVZ8oydnZ2d@pipex.net... > Hello Sister Mary Crewcut here again, > > Just thought I'd let you all know that down in Hell there is a pub > where > all the devil's, demon's and hob-Goblin's all go after they have been > torturing the damned souls of self murdering suicides. > > It is call The Devil's Horns! And it has a bar where the devil's all > drink their ale out of huge glasses and down at the bottom of the bar > there > is a spittoon where every so often the devil's and demon's spit and quite > often they will place one of the damned souls inside the spittoon so that > by > the end of the night they are completely covered from head to toe with > spit. > > so remember don't kill yourselves or YOU TOO! are going to finish up > in; > The Devil's Spittoon!!! > > Yours in God and Jesus! > > Sister Mary Crewcut! > > >
Re: Satan's Spitoon!
Author: Helper
Date: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:38
Date: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:38
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So what i mean is that these people need science, not god or jesus . . . you too need it. The fact that you are describing or evoking images of negativity and hell to these people, is indicating the co�rdinates of open sets generalizing your fear-metrics inside your heart of darkness, which is . . .heartbreaking news, we are sorry. The probability exists that you will counter me with the argument: "It will keep them away from suicide". This conclusion would be the result of old philosophical paradigms or ways of thinking. It means you belong here. Me on the other hand . . . have not the slightest clue what i am doing here. "Helper" <radiantmatch@gmail.com> schreef in bericht news:awt2m.25230$fI.8813@newsfe07.ams2... > Jesus and God won't help you, in fact . . .they are a problem. > The only thing that can help or direct you (not cure you) is that; > You have to breathe deeper and fill your lungs completely, > and explore new worlds or cultures. If you think you have seen everything > on planet earth, > then you are mistaken. You will not hold it for possible; what full > breathing can do really you have no idea. > All you need is 1 very little impulse of discipline to start your > breathing in bed. When you do this and breath deep then after a few > sessions (it will become easier because the first effect gives you a peace > so profound that you will never forget it so just shut the fuck up and try > it you whining whimp come on ! :) ) things will happen you would never > have imagined, truly. I said it will direct you, but the surprise element > is that you will automatically cure yourself yes automatically. I cannot > explain it to you now while you are "in the hell" but there is a logic and > if you want to be happy you have to reflect on this breathing thing, which > means NOT listening to me. > > > > > "Sister Mary Crewcut" <sistercrewcut@sabbo.com> schreef in bericht > news:0OqdnffnHYPvfmnUnZ2dnUVZ8oydnZ2d@pipex.net... >> Hello Sister Mary Crewcut here again, >> >> Just thought I'd let you all know that down in Hell there is a pub >> where >> all the devil's, demon's and hob-Goblin's all go after they have been >> torturing the damned souls of self murdering suicides. >> >> It is call The Devil's Horns! And it has a bar where the devil's all >> drink their ale out of huge glasses and down at the bottom of the bar >> there >> is a spittoon where every so often the devil's and demon's spit and quite >> often they will place one of the damned souls inside the spittoon so that >> by >> the end of the night they are completely covered from head to toe with >> spit. >> >> so remember don't kill yourselves or YOU TOO! are going to finish up >> in; >> The Devil's Spittoon!!! >> >> Yours in God and Jesus! >> >> Sister Mary Crewcut! >> >> >> > >
Re: Satan's Spitoon!
Author: moronsgoaway
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2011 21:01
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2011 21:01
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Religious morons like are the reason half these people want to off themselves. Religion is part of the problem note the solution. On 4/26/2009 5:38 PM, Sister Mary Crewcut wrote: > Hello Sister Mary Crewcut here again, > > Just thought I'd let you all know that down in Hell there is a pub where > all the devil's, demon's and hob-Goblin's all go after they have been > torturing the damned souls of self murdering suicides. > > It is call The Devil's Horns! And it has a bar where the devil's all > drink their ale out of huge glasses and down at the bottom of the bar there > is a spittoon where every so often the devil's and demon's spit and quite > often they will place one of the damned souls inside the spittoon so that by > the end of the night they are completely covered from head to toe with spit. > > so remember don't kill yourselves or YOU TOO! are going to finish up in; > The Devil's Spittoon!!! > > Yours in God and Jesus! > > Sister Mary Crewcut! > > > -- Fight privacy go ssl VPN.
Re: Satan's Spitoon!
Author: moronsgoaway
Date: Sun, 10 Apr 2011 05:17
Date: Sun, 10 Apr 2011 05:17
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Religious morons like you are the reason half these people want to off themselves. Religion is part of the problem not the solution. On 4/26/2009 5:38 PM, Sister Mary Crewcut wrote: > Hello Sister Mary Crewcut here again, > > Just thought I'd let you all know that down in Hell there is a pub where > all the devil's, demon's and hob-Goblin's all go after they have been > torturing the damned souls of self murdering suicides. > > It is call The Devil's Horns! And it has a bar where the devil's all > drink their ale out of huge glasses and down at the bottom of the bar there > is a spittoon where every so often the devil's and demon's spit and quite > often they will place one of the damned souls inside the spittoon so that by > the end of the night they are completely covered from head to toe with spit. > > so remember don't kill yourselves or YOU TOO! are going to finish up in; > The Devil's Spittoon!!! > > Yours in God and Jesus! > > Sister Mary Crewcut! > > > -- Fight privacy go ssl VPN.
Re: Satan's Spitoon!
Author: moronsbegone
Date: Mon, 23 May 2011 21:45
Date: Mon, 23 May 2011 21:45
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God's a Fake, Jesus is a FAG and religion is FAKE. First came religion THEN came suicide, in that order . Duhhhhhhhhhhh > -- Quote "Get SSL VPN services now, KEEP Government OUT of your business...and your pants..... "
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