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Fireplace Gas Logs - Price & beauty remarkable

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From: David
Date: Fri, 16 Aug 1996 00:00
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  FIREPLACE GAS LOGS - "EXQUISITE" - DEFY DETECTION AS ARTIFICIAL
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                     FORMATION CREATION LLC
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     THE "MERCEDES/LEXUS" OF THE FIREPLACE GAS LOG INDUSTRY
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       (A Summer Special Internet Bargain - Ends Sept 15)
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TOO SMART, TOO OLD, TOO LAZY - have funner or more important things 
to do, a beautiful set of fireplace gas logs is for you.

MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER: Instantly on, instantly off - No more cutting, 
hauling, stacking and carrying - No litter on the carpet, flying spark 
damage or house fire risk - No more worry while you sleep or are 
away - No more stoking and stirring - No more scooping sweeping or
hauling ashes

ECONOMICAL: Put an end to buying costly cords of wood. Gas is cheaper

NO MORE UNDESIRABLE CRITTERS: No more spiders, cockroaches and other
crawliphants or mice, rats, lizards and snakes etc..

BEWARE: Yooouu'lll Beee Sorrryyy!! if you buy another set and then 
chance to see one of ours in your neighbor's fireplace.

STUDY THEM AT: http://www.deltanet.com//users/maclinda/
FOR DETAILED INFO: Send for Info at: LOGS@megd.com 

ABOUT THE LOGS: Exquisite, molded, replicas of real logs. Under close 
scrutiny the retained, natural detail is astonishing. In the fireplace 
they defy detection as artificial. The dye colors used to high-light 
the bark, knots, ends and split surfaces, lend incredible realism. 
These logs are without equal. 

FOUR STYLES: The "Country Oak," "Country Oak Deluxe," "Split Oak" 
and Sierra. Four sizes in each style, accommodate every size fireplace 
and satisfy all tastes. Custom sets available for "see-through" and 
larger fireplaces.

WARANTEE: Life-time breakage guarantee to the original purchaser of 
the new product through a licensed retailer. Phone us and we�ll 
immediately send the replacement.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Return unused and undamaged, all of the 
set's components, carefully packed within 30 days for your full refund 
on the log set and your cost of shipping. (Must ship via United 
Parcel Service.) How can you lose!!

INVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY: Within the fireplace, the use of natural 
gas becomes a conservator of our natural forested land, a protector 
of the environment. It would be interesting to know the extensive 
number of acres of timber that are destroyed annually by forest 
fires caused in some way by fireplaces. Natural gas used 
appropriately preserves the ecosystem of our planet by diminishing 
the unnecessary destruction of forest lands and wildlife.  Rather 
than going up in smoke and ashes one way or another, the aged 
giants of pristine forests are preserved in areas set aside as 
wilderness, national parks and national monuments for succeeding 
generations to continually enjoy.  Less smoke and harmful 
atmospheric gases torment the space around us. Choking lungs 
and stinging our eyes, the smog and smoke hanging over our 
world, dimming the horizons becomes a lesser problem.   

NO MORE UNDESIRABLE CRITTERS: No more spiders, cockroaches and other
crawliphants or mice, rats, lizards and snakes etc..

BEWARE: Yooouu'lll Beee Sorrryyy!! if you buy another set and then 
chance to see one of ours in your neighbor's fireplace.

STUDY THEM AT: http://www.deltanet.com//users/maclinda/

FOR COMPLETE DETAILED INFORMATION: Send for INFO at: LOGS@megd.com
You will receive your information in 3 SECONDS.
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From: maclinda@deltanet.com (David)
Subject: Fireplace Gas Logs - Price & beauty remarkable
Date: 1996/08/16
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