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"Ash" <earneasymoneynow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> THIS *DOES* WORK.  PERIOD.  END OF DISCUSSION.
>
> Turn $7 into $7000 ... or more!!!
>
> This is NOT a CUT and COPIED Article like all the others!!  This Is a
> LEGITIMATE FIRST HAND ACCOUNT!
>
> I ran across this article about two years ago, and like the majority of
the
> people who read it, I got excited for a few minutes, but then quickly
> convinced myself that it wouldn't/couldn't work.  I was browsing through a
> few of my favorite newsgroups, just like you are now, and came accross an
> article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars in
> weeks with just an initial investment of $7.00 - That's SEVEN BUCKS!  I
> quickly read on and made my plans to do what it said, but after a couple
of
> days of putting it off I completely forgot about it. Then a couple of
months
> ago, I ran across a print I had made of the instructions.  I was tight on
> money at the time and $7.00 didn't seem like too big of a wager..."even if
> it WAS a scam".  So two years after I first saw the article I finally
tried
> it out.  I set my hopes low, not really expecting much, and after a week
and
> a half I was convinced I'd been had.  My total inflow of cash was only
> $38.00.  I thought to myself "Well, at least you got your $7.00 back plus
> some. :)", and I went about having a good extended weekend.  You can
imagine
> my surprise when I checked the mail the following Thursday to find my
> mailbox crammed full, and a note from the mail-man telling me I had more
at
> the post office!!!  I was FLOORED!!!  I counted everything in the mailbox
> and came up with $168.00, and was happy!...but THEN I WENT TO THE POST
> OFFICE.  They had to put all the mail in TWO BOXES!!  The total came to
> $1,684.00!!!  All in a matter of two weeks from the time I posted!
> WAIT!!!!, you think that's good?  Wait till you hear the rest!  After
those
> two boxes, I returned to the post office 6 more times to pick up a total
of
> 13 more boxes!! finally things started settling down, but before it was
all
> over I'd collected over $10,400.00!!!  Then the guilt started in: Was this
> Moral?  Was it legal?  I was worried, so I did a little research. (yes,
yes,
> I know I probably should have checked FIRST, but...) First I called the
U.S.
> Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it was indeed
> COMPLETELY LEGAL!!  The money is for a service (explained in the
> instructions) so there was absolutely nothing shady about the deal!  Then
I
> called the family lawyer.  He too assured me that there was nothing
illegal
> about it as long as there was a service provided for the money sent!  He
> said the important part was to actually do EXACTLY as the article said.
He
> said if I failed to invest the initial $7.00 then I could have problems
> legally, but as long as I did everything listed that I should have no
> problem!!  So without further ado, here are the instructions which MUST BE
> FOLLOWED EXACTLY!!!  These are cut and pasted so that I don't get them
> wrong.  Also, you may want to print out a copy of this so you'll have it
to
> refer to!
>
> : IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is NOT
> : illegal; and it is 99% no risk - it really works!
> : If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive
> : extraordinary dividends.
> :
> : PLEASE NOTE:
> : Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be
> : yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of
> : the honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its
> : success by carefully adhering to the instructions.
> :
> :
> :
> : IMPORTANT !*! IMPORTANT !*! IMPORTANT !*! IMPORTANT
> :-----------------------------------------------------
> : How it Works:
> : -------------
> : YOU WILL NOW BECOME PART OF THE MAIL ORDER BUSINESS. In this business
> : your product is not solid or tangible; instead, it's a service. You are
> : in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations
> : are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the money made
> : from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is made from
> : people like you and I asking to be included in that list.
> : Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
> :
> :____________________________________
> :������������������������������������
> : STEP 1: Get 7 separate pieces of paper and write the following on
> : each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now
> : get 7 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 7 pieces of
> : paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent
> : thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the 7 envelopes and seal
> : them. You should now have 7 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of
> : paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00
> : bill. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
> : LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for
> : it! Mail the 7 envelopes to the following addresses:
>
> : #1) Keller Mails
> :     525 W. Main St.
> :     Arcade, N.Y. 14009
> :
> : #2) E. Haynes Mailing Service
> :     3629 Edgar St.
> :     Hannibal, MO 63401
> :
> : #3) M. Molina Services
> :     807 Siesta Loop
> :     Robstown, TX 78380
> :
> : #4) M. Wagster Lists
> :     76 Star Circle
> :     Dyersburg, TN 38024
> :
> : #5) C. C. Inc.
> :     16755 Ella Blvd. #141
> :     Houston, TX 77090
> :
> : #6) Todd's Mailing Services
> :     3620 Harwood Court
> :     Bedford, TX 76021
> :
> : #7) Ash Mail Lists
> :     c/o K. Rogers
> :     10822 Lago Forest Drive
> :     Humble, TX, USA 77346
> :____________________________________
> :������������������������������������
> : STEP 2: Now take the #1 name/"Company Name" off the list that you see
> : above, and move
> : the other names up (7 becomes 6, 6 becomes 5, etc...).  Come up with
> : a name for
> : your new "Mail Order business company" and add YOUR Name/"Company
> : Name" as
> : number 7 on the list.
> :____________________________________
> :������������������������������������
> : STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
> : close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at
> : least 200 newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All
> : you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you
> : make! You won't get very much unless you post like crazy. :)
> : This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18
> : Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws.
> : Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money,
> : you can use it again, and again.
> : PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the
> : honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully
> : adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of
> : integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many
> : others have received will come your way.
> :____________________________________
> :������������������������������������
> : STEP 4: You need to retain every name and address sent to you,
> : either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you.
> : This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might
> : be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk
> : of mail theft.)
> : So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed,
> : 7 members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List
> : Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the list
> : geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will
> : be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for
> : only $7.00 ($1.00 for each of the first 7 people listed above) Send
> : it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!
> :
> :
> :
> ~IMPORTANT~ !*! ~IMPORTANT~ !*! ~IMPORTANT !*! ~IMPORTANT~
> __________________________________________________________
>
> If you're STILL worried about this being legal BE SURE to do exactly WHAT
> THESE INSTRUCTION SAY and you will have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!  Here's
Why!
> It would be illegal to simply solicit money through the U.S.Mail for no
> reason.  BUT! if there is a product...or a SERVICE for that money, then it
> is completely legal.  The service that you are providing for these people
> who send you money is to ADD their name to a mailing list that you keep in
> order to prove your intentions should the need arise.  Also, you MUST send
> the $1.00 to the SEVEN PEOPLE LISTED OR YOU COULD HAVE PROBLEMS LEGALLY!
> Sending these 7 dollars out covers you legally, and you will then have
> nothing to worry about.  Also I must inform you that this income is
taxable,
> so legally you must claim it on your income tax return. (...not that the
> government has ANY idea that you've got it, so that's up to you.)
>
>
> : Now, the WHY IT WORKS Part:
> : ---------------------------
> : Out Of 200 Postings, let's say I only receive 5 replies. That in
> : itself is a VERY low example because even if only 20 people read my
> : posting in each newsgroup that's STILL 4,000 people reading my Post!
> : And to say that only 5 out of every 4,000 people will actually take
> : part in this opportunity is being quite modest!  But just for the
> : math, let's say I only get 5 hits.  So then I made $5.00 with my
> : name at #7 on the letter.
> :
> : Now each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200
> : postings, each with my name at #6 and only 5 persons respond to each
> : of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each
> : make 200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #5 and only 5 replies each, I
> : will bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn
> : around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #4 and only receive 5
> : replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK, now here is the
> : fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with
> : my name at #3 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me
> : $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200
> : newsgroups with my name at #2 and if still 5 persons per 200
> : newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00! Don't forget, I've STILL
> : GOT THREE MORE ROUNDS AS THE #3, #2, and #1 NAME ON THE LIST!  Do the :
> MATH!  All this
> : with an original investment of only $7.00! AMAZING! When your name is
> : no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the
> : newsgroups, and send out another $7.00 to names on the list, putting
> : your name at number 7 again. And start posting again.
> : The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all
> : over the world are joining the
> : internet and reading these articles everyday?, JUST LIKE YOU are
> : now!! So, can you afford $7.00 and see if it really works?? I think
> : so... People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no
> : one sends you the money? So what! You'll be out only $7.00!! And what
> : are the chances of that happening anyway when there are tons of new
> : honest users and new honest
> : people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are
> : willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new
> : users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual
> : internet. Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really
> : work
> :
> :
> :
> : ---DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS------------
> : Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
> : posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and
> : drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy'
> : from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the
> : computer's memory.
> : Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top
> : of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will
> : paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name
> : to the list.
> : Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If
> : you want to do your postings in different settings, you'll always
> : have this file to go back to.
> : Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for
> : various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites,
> : discussions.)
> : Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new
> : message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste
> : from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that
> : everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a
> : particular group, click the post message button. You're done with
> : your first one! Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is
> : jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of
> : it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE
> : MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE! BUT :
> : YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200** That's it! You will begin receiving
> : money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to
> : rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If
> : you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as
> : the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE
> : CORRECT.**
> :____________________________
>
>
> OH!!  And By the way...If you're wondering how you're going to find that
> many newsgroups, HAVE NO FEAR!!  I'm including below an address to a large
> number of newsgroups.  Just visit and you'll have access to well over
60,000
> newsgroups!!  Goto http://www.nuthinbutnews.com
> This of course is just one comprised list.  There are over 1 million
> newsgroups that you can find out there, and probably even more than that,
> but they're easy to find!
>
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