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18 total messages Started by Clayton the Evolutionary Freak! Mon, 23 Sep 2002 07:47
OT:Karma Quiz
#3114
Author: Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 07:47
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Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with a
pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do you
care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course not...but
take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
survey donates food to starving people.

http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp


I got 10 points.
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3115
Author: MEow
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 14:32
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It was a dark and stormy night in alt.atheism. An owl was howling, the
moon was full and in a distance I heard "Clayton the Evolutionary
Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> say:

> Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with a
> pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do you
> care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course not...but
> take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
> survey donates food to starving people.
> 
> http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
> 
> 
> I got 10 points.
> 
20.
-- 
Nikitta - aa#1759. Apatriot#18.
Remove the obvious to email me
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3116
Author: oZ
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 17:04
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"Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in
message news:3d8ec5c3$0$22176$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
| Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with
a
| pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do
you
| care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course
not...but
| take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
| survey donates food to starving people.
|
| http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
|
|
| I got 10 points.

-20 ?
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3117
Author: chiefelf
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 17:36
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MEow <nikitta@ichimusai.water_is_wet.org> wrote 19  lines of wisdom to
which I replied:

>It was a dark and stormy night in alt.atheism. An owl was howling, the
>moon was full and in a distance I heard "Clayton the Evolutionary
>Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> say:
>
>> Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with a
>> pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do you
>> care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course not...but
>> take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
>> survey donates food to starving people.
>> 
>> http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
>> 
>> 
>> I got 10 points.
>> 
>20.


errr... -20


--  
Landis Ragon (dS = dq/T)
Chief Elf in the Toy Factory.
"I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
     And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!"
                             -- Gilbert and Sullivan : "The Mikado"
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3118
Author: Robibnikoff
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 18:14
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In article <2hkuouor6it454ls3niqmdo8sf09v7fts6@4ax.com>, chiefelf says...
>
>MEow <nikitta@ichimusai.water_is_wet.org> wrote 19  lines of wisdom to
>which I replied:
>
>>It was a dark and stormy night in alt.atheism. An owl was howling, the
>>moon was full and in a distance I heard "Clayton the Evolutionary
>>Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> say:
>>
>>> Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with a
>>> pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do you
>>> care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course not...but
>>> take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
>>> survey donates food to starving people.
>>> 
>>> http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
>>> 
>>> 
>>> I got 10 points.
>>> 
>>20.
>
>
>errr... -20

LOL, now I don't feel so bad.  I got 5 ;)

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
Delighted Member of SMASH
AA# 1557
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3119
Author: Verl
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 21:22
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"Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!" wrote:
> 
> Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with a
> pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do you
> care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course not...but
> take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
> survey donates food to starving people.
> 
> http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
> 
> I got 10 points.

I got -15.

Verl
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3120
Author: Daniel Kolle
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 21:47
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"Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au>
thought hard and said:

>Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with a
>pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do you
>care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course not...but
>take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
>survey donates food to starving people.
>
>http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
>
>
>I got 10 points.

Five.
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3121
Author: CM
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 22:53
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"Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!"  wrote ...
> Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse
with a
> pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.
Do you
> care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course
not...but
> take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing
the
> survey donates food to starving people.
>
> http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
>
>
> I got 10 points.

I went through it several times, as they have several sets of
questions.

Strange thing is, answering honestly, my scores varied from -15 to
+10.

Best possible score +25, worse possible, -25.

CM
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3122
Author: robert parker
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 23:31
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On Mon, 23 Sep 2002 16:47:25 -0500, Daniel Kolle
<DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:

>"Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au>
>thought hard and said:
>
>>Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with a
>>pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do you
>>care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course not...but
>>take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
>>survey donates food to starving people.
>>
>>http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
>>
>>
>>I got 10 points.
>
>Five.

  I got a perfect -25. must be living right.
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3123
Author: Olrik
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 03:16
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Clayton the Evolutionary Freak! wrote:
> Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with a
> pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do you
> care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course not...but
> take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
> survey donates food to starving people.
> 
> http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
> 
> 
> I got 10 points.
> 

5 pts, and proud of it.

-- 
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3124
Author: Michael Nash
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 07:01
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"Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in
message news:3d8ec5c3$0$22176$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
> Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with
a
> pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do
you
> care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course
not...but
> take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
> survey donates food to starving people.
>
> http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
>
>
> I got 10 points.

I got 20.  Of course, I lied through my e-teeth to get the points, but hey,
I passed!  :-)

--
Michael Nash
aa # 1651
Reinstated EAC Director-General, Operation FUCKFEST (Freethinkers
Undermining Christian Knuckleheadedness, Fomenting Evil, and Stealing
Things)
Founder, Cunnilingus Lovers In Texas
*************
I pledge resistance to the flag of the United States of Americhrist, and to
the theocapitalist empire for which it stands: one nation undereducated,
irredeemably, with liberty and justice for all major campaign contributors.
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3125
Author: Jeremy Martin
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 07:23
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("Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au>):

>Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with a
>pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do you
>care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course not...but
>take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
>survey donates food to starving people.
>
>http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
>
>
>I got 10 points.

"15 Points -- Congratulations! You have mastered the principles of
good karma. Pat yourself on the back and keep passing along those
positive vibes."

I was disappointed at first, but then I realized that the idea of
"karma" is a good one.


--
Jeremy

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full
house and four people died."
- Steve Wright
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3126
Author: Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 09:01
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"Jeremy Martin" <mrbungle@pattonisgod.com> wrote in message
news:gl40pu80jd7rfqvb5f0qf6c75c1esl16dk@4ax.com...
> ("Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au>):
>
> >Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the arse with
a
> >pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz and find out.  Do
you
> >care what a pack of compost chewing vegos think of you?  Of course
not...but
> >take it anyway...its fun and has a sense of humour..and just doing the
> >survey donates food to starving people.
> >
> >http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
> >
> >
> >I got 10 points.
>
> "15 Points -- Congratulations! You have mastered the principles of
> good karma. Pat yourself on the back and keep passing along those
> positive vibes."
>
> I was disappointed at first, but then I realized that the idea of
> "karma" is a good one.

I was waiting for a question like "how often do you eat meat?" so I could
see what reaction my answer "three times a day" got.


>
>
> --
> Jeremy
>
> "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full
> house and four people died."
> - Steve Wright
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3127
Author: tealou
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 09:41
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Clayton the Evolutionary Freak! wrote:
> "Jeremy Martin" <mrbungle@pattonisgod.com> wrote in message
> news:gl40pu80jd7rfqvb5f0qf6c75c1esl16dk@4ax.com...
>> ("Clayton the Evolutionary Freak!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au>):
>>
>>> Wanna see if the cosmos has happy smiley stuff or a fuck in the
>>> arse with a pineapple lined up for you?  Well take the Karma Quiz
>>> and find out.  Do you care what a pack of compost chewing vegos
>>> think of you?  Of course not...but take it anyway...its fun and has
>>> a sense of humour..and just doing the survey donates food to
>>> starving people.
>>>
>>> http://www.gardenburger.com/index.asp
>>>
>>>
>>> I got 10 points.
>>
>> "15 Points -- Congratulations! You have mastered the principles of
>> good karma. Pat yourself on the back and keep passing along those
>> positive vibes."
>>
>> I was disappointed at first, but then I realized that the idea of
>> "karma" is a good one.
>
> I was waiting for a question like "how often do you eat meat?" so I
> could see what reaction my answer "three times a day" got.

Only three times a day? lol

(T�a, who has meat for breakfast, lunch and dinner adn usually beef jerky
for a snack)
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3128
Author: tealou
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 11:07
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Typhoid wrote:
> tealou wrote:
>> (T�a, who has meat for breakfast, lunch and dinner adn usually beef
>> jerky for a snack)
>
> A bit too much information.

its not like I said I give head three times a day...sheesh.
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3129
Author: Robibnikoff
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 12:52
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In article <3d904774$0$5659@echo-01.iinet.net.au>, tealou says...
>
>Typhoid wrote:
>> tealou wrote:
>>> (T�a, who has meat for breakfast, lunch and dinner adn usually beef
>>> jerky for a snack)
>>
>> A bit too much information.
>
>its not like I said I give head three times a day...sheesh.

:::::SPEW!!!:::::

One of these days I'll learn to finish my morning tea BEFORE I started reading
this newsgroup! ;)

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
Delighted Member of SMASH
AA# 1557
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3130
Author: Dr. Smartass
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 00:22
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So Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> was sayin':

> In article <3d904774$0$5659@echo-01.iinet.net.au>, tealou says...
>>
>>Typhoid wrote:
>>> tealou wrote:
>>>> (T�a, who has meat for breakfast, lunch and dinner adn usually beef
>>>> jerky for a snack)
>>>
>>> A bit too much information.
>>
>>its not like I said I give head three times a day...sheesh.
> 
>:::::SPEW!!!:::::
> 
> One of these days I'll learn to finish my morning tea BEFORE I started
> reading this newsgroup! ;)

If ya ain't done it by now, there ain't no help fer ya *g*

I got 20 points.

-- 
Doc Smartass-=-=-aa# 1939-=-=-BAAWA Knight

Wouldn't it make more sense to call them "anacles" instead of "oracles"? 
After all, it's someone talking out of their ass....

Is Your Computer RIAA-approved?
Re: OT:Karma Quiz
#3131
Author: AuntieLib
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 18:35
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CM wrote:
> > I got 10 points.
> 
> I went through it several times, as they have several sets of
> questions.
> 
> Strange thing is, answering honestly, my scores varied from -15 to
> +10.
> 
> Best possible score +25, worse possible, -25.

I got 25 points but noticed the questions were extremely biased. 
Especially the one about the car in the parking lot with its lights
on.  I had to pick the best of a bad lot even though what I would
*really* do is go into the store and have them make an announcement
(and *not* assume it was "too much trouble.")

I am learning *so* much about polls, and questions to which the
answers are predetermined, by hanging around this place.  Thanks for
the shiny new weapons, guys!

elizabeth
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