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EVOLUTIONISTS WIN THE GOLD FOR THROWING BULL
#3896
Author: Intrepid
Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2012 01:44
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   Never in the history of History has as much physical
   evidence existed to debunk and destroy an existing
   scientific theory.
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   But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- regarding
   the asinine theory of man's evolution.
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   The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones,
   teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal
   veins by Ed Conrad has proven that Charles Darwin's long-
   running fable, "Origin of Species," isn't worth the papyrus
   it was written on.
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   It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while
   -- perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed and the most
   golden rule of geology is that coal is at least 280 million years
   old.
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   Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable
   evidence that the evolutionists, atheists and physical
   anthropologists can't tell the difference between their
   ass and third base.
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   They are guilty of participating in a monumental conspiracy
   against mankind -- AND THEY KNOW IT.
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   "OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
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  COMPLETE HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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 HUMAN FINGERS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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 FEMUR . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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  TIBIA . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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 FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
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 SIDE MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg
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 GALL BLADDER . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
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 HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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 PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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 OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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 PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg
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 FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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"MR. LONGEARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE
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   State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories has
   revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils that all bear
   a distinct resemblance to human remains via comparative anatomy,
   contain dried blood and, in some cases, other relative components.
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   This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that  Ed Conrad
   is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons  wearing
   the white coats and dunce hats are  dead wrong.
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   The sleazeballs' enormous desire to protect their vested interests
   has obliterated their supposed mission to seek truth, no matter
the
   consequences.
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   Not only do the Clown Princes of Science vehemently deny what
   they   obviously see -- the undeniable physical evidence that man,
   in   almost  our present form, existed on earth eons ago -- but
they
   also deny the rather extensive accumulation of state-of-the-art
   testing results.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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   The really, REALLY scary part in all of this is how the bones,
   teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified.
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   It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that
   existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering
   catastrophe.
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   ANYONE who doubts that I have discovered thousands
   upon thousands of petrified remains of man and animals
   -- with the arsenal of physical evidence presented --  is
   a fraud and a phony.
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   The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
   Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
   University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
   the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
   Pennsylvania, the turkeys posting to talk.origins and tenured-
   fossil Professors of  Anthropology, Paleontology, Archaeology,
   Geology, Physics, Astronomy and Earth Sciences -- to mention
   just a few -- in America's universities.
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   You ask "WHY?" this monumental hoax has long been perpetrated
   against mankind.
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    It boils down to the protection of vested interests.The
Scoundrels
   of Science are fully aware that siding with  Truth can adversely
   affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their
   cushy positions.
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   God forbid, they DARE NOT not make any waves. So the
   mind-boggling conspiracy has gone on and on.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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YES, VIRGINIA, WE HAVE NO BANANAS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Save THIS story for a brainy day . . .
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.org
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cooking with zucchini
#3897
Author: just john
Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2012 02:29
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Stay in school, kids!
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