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HEY YOU DUMBASSES!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA TOO??

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From: JD Wanker
Date: Tue, 06 Feb 1996 00:00
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alt.alien.research BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You stupid ass dumbfucks that believe in this crap should all
be put away!  You bunch of inbred, 4x4-with-the-gun-racks-in-the 
back-window driving, porch-sitting, bug light-watching, 
sister-fucking, goat-blowing redneck motherfuckers probably put 
your teeth under your pillows, and put cookies and milk out on 
Christmas Eve also.  What about Elvis?  I bet you motherfuckers
think he's alive and working at the corner 7-11.

You people must have wwwaaaayyyyy to much time on your hands to be
discussing this bullshit!  Stop wasting bandwidth with these claims
of "alien visitors","alien craft", and my personal favorite-
"alien contact/abduction".  You fuckers see something in the sky and 
automatically it is an alien craft, or get jacked by niggers wearing 
costumes, and its an encounter/abduction.  Haven't you all seen a 
physically disabled person before?  We all have.  It's no excuse for 
calling the person an "alien visitor".

And you bitches "from other planets" or "have been in contact with 
people from another planet/galaxy/whatever..." you shitbags are on 
your own.  YOU SHIT-STUPID FUCKS SHOULD SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP 
IMMEDIATELY!!!  I don't know what to make of you sick fucks.  Maybe 
you should check for radon, or carbon monoxide leaks in your homes 
or something...

You people who make a living researching claims made by these 
obviously sick people should seriously consider making a career 
change.  You people can't possibly be making any money doing this 
shit.  How can you piss-poor fucks possibly afford online time?
All things being fair though, if your'e looking for good first hand 
"alien craft-sighting/encounter/abduction" experiences, and pay big 
bucks, I can "remember" several "alien 
craft-sighting/encounter/abduction" experiences that I've had happen 
to me. 

Maybe you piss-stupid sheep-fuckers should change this NG to
alt.i.am.a.fucking.wierdo.please.flame.me

There's my .02�...
Say "Hi" to Elvis for me...  
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From: JD@home.wanking (JD Wanker)
Subject: HEY YOU DUMBASSES!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA TOO??
Date: 1996/02/06
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