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Article #102HEY YOU DUMBASSES!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA TOO??
From: JD Wanker
Date: Tue, 06 Feb 1996 00:00
Date: Tue, 06 Feb 1996 00:00
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alt.alien.research BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You stupid ass dumbfucks that believe in this crap should all be put away! You bunch of inbred, 4x4-with-the-gun-racks-in-the back-window driving, porch-sitting, bug light-watching, sister-fucking, goat-blowing redneck motherfuckers probably put your teeth under your pillows, and put cookies and milk out on Christmas Eve also. What about Elvis? I bet you motherfuckers think he's alive and working at the corner 7-11. You people must have wwwaaaayyyyy to much time on your hands to be discussing this bullshit! Stop wasting bandwidth with these claims of "alien visitors","alien craft", and my personal favorite- "alien contact/abduction". You fuckers see something in the sky and automatically it is an alien craft, or get jacked by niggers wearing costumes, and its an encounter/abduction. Haven't you all seen a physically disabled person before? We all have. It's no excuse for calling the person an "alien visitor". And you bitches "from other planets" or "have been in contact with people from another planet/galaxy/whatever..." you shitbags are on your own. YOU SHIT-STUPID FUCKS SHOULD SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP IMMEDIATELY!!! I don't know what to make of you sick fucks. Maybe you should check for radon, or carbon monoxide leaks in your homes or something... You people who make a living researching claims made by these obviously sick people should seriously consider making a career change. You people can't possibly be making any money doing this shit. How can you piss-poor fucks possibly afford online time? All things being fair though, if your'e looking for good first hand "alien craft-sighting/encounter/abduction" experiences, and pay big bucks, I can "remember" several "alien craft-sighting/encounter/abduction" experiences that I've had happen to me. Maybe you piss-stupid sheep-fuckers should change this NG to alt.i.am.a.fucking.wierdo.please.flame.me There's my .02�... Say "Hi" to Elvis for me...
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: f98ed,5fa9f0a928d03809,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf98ed,public X-Google-Thread: 1008c5,5fa9f0a928d03809,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1008c5,public From: JD@home.wanking (JD Wanker) Subject: HEY YOU DUMBASSES!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA TOO?? Date: 1996/02/06 Message-ID: <4f7nfs$c3v@news.aloha.com> X-Deja-AN: 138161850 organization: Wankers Inc. mime-version: 1.0 newsgroups: alt.alien.research,asu.staff.training