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In article <4f7nfs$c3v@news.aloha.com> JD@home.wanking (JD Wanker) writes:
>From: JD@home.wanking (JD Wanker)
>Subject: HEY YOU DUMBASSES!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA TOO??
>Date: 6 Feb 1996 14:10:04 GMT

>alt.alien.research BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>You stupid ass dumbfucks that believe in this crap should all
>be put away!  You bunch of inbred, 4x4-with-the-gun-racks-in-the 
>back-window driving, porch-sitting, bug light-watching, 
>sister-fucking, goat-blowing redneck motherfuckers probably put 
>your teeth under your pillows, and put cookies and milk out on 
>Christmas Eve also.  What about Elvis?  I bet you motherfuckers
>think he's alive and working at the corner 7-11.

>You people must have wwwaaaayyyyy to much time on your hands to be
>discussing this bullshit!  Stop wasting bandwidth with these claims
>of "alien visitors","alien craft", and my personal favorite-
>"alien contact/abduction".  You fuckers see something in the sky and 
>automatically it is an alien craft, or get jacked by niggers wearing 
>costumes, and its an encounter/abduction.  Haven't you all seen a 
>physically disabled person before?  We all have.  It's no excuse for 
>calling the person an "alien visitor".

>And you bitches "from other planets" or "have been in contact with 
>people from another planet/galaxy/whatever..." you shitbags are on 
>your own.  YOU SHIT-STUPID FUCKS SHOULD SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP 
>IMMEDIATELY!!!  I don't know what to make of you sick fucks.  Maybe 
>you should check for radon, or carbon monoxide leaks in your homes 
>or something...

>You people who make a living researching claims made by these 
>obviously sick people should seriously consider making a career 
>change.  You people can't possibly be making any money doing this 
>shit.  How can you piss-poor fucks possibly afford online time?
>All things being fair though, if your'e looking for good first hand 
>"alien craft-sighting/encounter/abduction" experiences, and pay big 
>bucks, I can "remember" several "alien 
>craft-sighting/encounter/abduction" experiences that I've had happen 
>to me. 

>Maybe you piss-stupid sheep-fuckers should change this NG to
>alt.i.am.a.fucking.wierdo.please.flame.me

>There's my .02�...
>Say "Hi" to Elvis for me...  

Hey Wanker!

I'm cracking up.  I can't stop laughing!  Giver Er!

Although I could do without the "N_____R" term.

Having fun!